WEEK # 2 SUMMARY……
First to report in again is TEAM GUTTMAN!!!!!!
TEAM GUTTMAN defeated TEAM GREFER, 19-6, in spite of missing captain BRANDON “IVY LEAGUER” GUTTMAN…..maybe they’re trying to tell him something, eh?……in a game shortened by the ten run rule, the winners put up nine runs in an inning twice!…..former MVP “RON “THE ROCKET” NASSIF had four hits, while rookies BRANDON “B LE B” LEBEAU, JOEL “POUNDER”ELLISON and JEFF ‘BRICK HAUS” NASH each had multiple extra base hit games……JASON “BIG HAUS” FAUST, rumored to be JEFF’S brother from another mother (what?!!!!!!) gave up six runs, three of them being unearned…….
APOLOGIES TO THOSE ROOKIES THAT THOUGHT ROOKIE NIGHT WAS LAST NIGHT….IT WAS REPORTED IT WOULD BE, BUT WAS NOT……STAY TUNED!!!!!
After the games, players gathered at the regular hangout to partake in their favorite foods and beverages and to watch the Reds/Giants game except for two players, MICHAEL ROTHSTEIN and yours truely, who were watching Game 7 of the NHL playoff series between Boston and Washington….
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