Author: The Commissioner

Thursday July 22……1:03a.m…….winners and losers last night were TEAM LEFTON over TEAM GREFER….TEAM CRONSTEIN over TEAM SCHWARTZ…..TEAM GUTTMAN over TEAM LOOOOOOOOOON and finally,TEAM KIRZNER over TEAM EPPSTEIN…..game reports will follow at a later time when they become available via the winning captains……..questions/comments to r.rosenthal@fuse.net…………

Team Lefton aka “The Green Machine”, wins by a 5 run margin! The Lefton boys hit the cover off the 40 stitch ball! Outstanding defense, great pitching and speed. I mean speed on the bases.
Dee Harris, Mike” Crawling” Creemer and Teddy Ballgame all raced around the bases like Drew Stubbs!
Billy Kahn had an oustanding night at the plate, he had couple of hits and ate a large pizza after the game. Gordy sucked. He did not get a hit but played ok defense, too many Gatorades, I think.
Billy did announce to CFL that he would retire at the end of the season to” spend more time with the family”. We will see how that plays out.
Is Team Lefton a force to reckoned with? The Team of destiny? Can they win the 2nd half? Will they go undeafeated? NOPE! Are you kidding me! But… they will bury Team Eppstein next week or I’ll buy Team Eppstein’s team wings! Good night!

Thursday July 15……4:27.m…..this edition of ROGER’S HOT CORNER is brought to by BRANDON GUTTMAN……BG had been good all season about reporting his team’s recaps, but has slacked off lately and has been fined by the BLOG POLICE…..here is an update on their last three games……all victories……last Wednesday night, they whipped up on TEAM EPPSTEIN, 10-3, as SCOTT”SHORTY”ADAMS kept up his All-star calliber year and ABE “ILITY” DAHAN continued his hot hitting with line drives and bunts….kudos go to EVAN PIERSON who recorded a triple play, by catching a fly ball, and probably could have done it unassisted, but gave a little love to his teammate at first base to complete the rare play….Sunday morning…..TEAM GUTTMAN beat TEAM KIRZNER, 10-7, where hitting stars were the HIUDT brothers, ZAC “HYPHE” and JOEY” WHEELS” who each went 3 for 4….last night, they defeated TEAM SCHWARTZ, 8-1, as “WHEELS” HIUDT went 3 for 4 with a stolen base and two runs scored….”SHORTY” ADAMS, labelled by his captain as a “table setter extraordinaire” was 2 for 2 and a walk and two runs scored and “BGUTT” GUTTMAN was 3 for 3 with two doubles, a walk, a stolen base, two runs scored and three RBI’s…..he also sold popcorn at the snack bar between at bats while keeping his up to date stats (BEST IN THE LEAGUE)….however, the Player Of The Game was “SUPER” STU WEINSTEIN, seen hobbling after the game, giving up only one run on virtually one leg…..with a torn calf muscle that will require off-season surgery delivered “one of the gutsiest performances ever witnessed on JCC softball turf” according to BG…….”SUPER” went 2 for 4 with three RBI’s and a fan in the stands was heard saying, “You just witnessed the greatest hitter in the history of the JCC softball league do what he does best”….questions/comments to r.rosenthal@fuse.net…….
NOTE……THIS ROGER;S HOT CORNER AGAIN WAS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH GRANTS PROVIDED BY BRANDON GUTTMAN!!!!!!!!

Thursday July 15……11:37 a.m…….TEAM GREFER came back for the second straight game with an exciting 7-6 victory over TEAM SILVERMAN…..avenging a loss in the first half, TEAM GREFER rallied from a 6-3 deficit in the bottom of the 7th inning as they capitalized on a couple of errors and MIKE SMALL won it with a two-run walk-off triple…kudos go to JOSH LISMAN of TEAM SILVERMAN with three hits and a sterling defensive play….questions/comments….. r.rosenthal@fuse.net………..