Author: The Commissioner

Mark Gordon, Big Gig, and Rick Lefton did not make an error in Sunday’s big win! The pitching was also a enormous edge, with Jumbo holding the opposition to just a baker’s dozen in runs.
Team Lefton has had the best July for wins in years. This has moved them away from “Pink Shirt” territory for good……. Maybe. Anyway, Team Lefton will now put the screws to Team Kirzner. A team with no pitching, defensive holes and slumber on their lumber. Should be a walk over or I buy the chicken wings!

Monday July 12…..11:27 a.m….ANTON LOOOOOON reports in on his team’s 4-3 victory over TEAM SCHWARTZ for their third win in a row with the return of MARK NEWMAN….BEN SHOTT had a key hit and played a solid 2B and BOB PELBERG pitched another solid game backed by a stellar defense and according to LOOOOOOOOOn is emerging as one of the top “young” pitching talents….catcher BRIAN MONK remarked after the game saying, “Bob and I are on the same page and I have helped shave three runs off his ERA since we started working together. We hope to shave more and more together with each passing outing.”……what is this a barbershop with all this shaving?????…..comments/quesitons……r.rosenthal@fuse.net……

Monday July 12…..10:14 a.m….No records reported on the whipping TEAM LEFTON gave to TEAM SILVERMAN, but one would figure a 33-12 score would yield a few…..to his credit captain RYAN SILVERMAN reported in after his team got clobbered (possibly a first for a losing captain to report in)….he gave credit where credit was due and just said, “they flat out took us to the woodshed and beat the crap out of us.”….hitting stars were aplenty (as one would imagine) as DEE HARRIS, TEDDY “BALLGAME” KANTOR, MARK “GORDY” GORDON and RICK SILVERMAN led the way…..SILVERMAN also added, “TEAM LEFTON has underachieved all year and they’re showing signs of life.”, this after beating two of the top teams in SILVERMAN and SCHWARTZ in back to back games….as for his team, RUSSELL WHITE and MARK LEVINE had key hits when the game was still close and DAVID “PETE ROSE” SNYDER is now two for two batting from the left side of the plate…..reports from the other three games hadn’t been reported as of press time……comments/questions…… r.rosenthal@fuse.net…….

Sunday July 11…….10:21 p.m….it was indeed a very crazy Sunday morning of softball….winners were TEAM LOOOOOOOOOON over TEAM SCHWARTZ….TEAM GREFER over TEAM EPPSTEIN……TEAM GUTTMAN over TEAM KIRZNER and finally in a game of records set….TEAM LEFTON 33 TEAM SILVERMAN 12……YOU READ CORRECTLY…..reports for these games haven’t been reported in at press time, but as they come in will be posted on the BLOG….a couple of sidebars….JOEL “SPARKY” FOGEL and NICK “CUBS SUCK” REUSZER made cameo appearances as subs……bad news for the JCC BLUEJAYS, the JCC baseball team of 10-year olds….they were eliminated from tournament play this afternoon, but kudos for a fine season and a great coaching job by head coach MARK “GORDY” GORDON, BRAD WAGNER and ROGER “ROGZILLA” ROSENTHAL….also kudos go to MIKE CREEMER for helping out with the team….QUOTE OF THE DAY comes from MARK “GORDY” GORDON at a Subway prior to the game….(to the worker) “Can I have a six inch foot long?”……STAR SIGHTINGS……the ROCKET and DAVID WEIL were in attendance at the BLUE JAYS game lending their support and ROCKET was even doing the books….how about that?????……questions/comments….. r.rosenthal@fuse.net…….