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June 7, 2023: Games Recap

Can you believe that we played 9 straight weeks including a Sunday without a single rain drop? Have I just jinxed us for the second half? I hope not. Big shout out to rookie captain, Wes Wolf,  on leading his team to an 8-0 record and the first half champs. Dixie cups and orange slices for his team.

Last night was the final night of the first half so let’s get to the action

Micah for Team Kamrass:

Team Kamrass capped off an outstanding first half with a 6-5 walk-off win against Team Wagner. Fink was lights out and helped himself with some great
fielding. Bryce De La Anslinger continued his season of mashing from behind the plate with a three run homer.  When it mattered most, Eric Goldstein and Michael Margolis got back to back singles in the bottom of the 7th, and then Adam Heldman supplied the walk-off hit scoring Goldstein from second.

6-2 is an outstanding first half. In many seasons, that’s good enough to win the championship. Team Kamrass extends a tip of the cap to Team Wolf for the first half title. We’re coming for them in the second half.

Kyle for Team Grefer:

We beat Team Fogel 25-15 in 6 innings. We were our typical slow starters with a bunch of errors in the first couple innings, but we were able to right the ship defensively as the game progressed. In the top of the 4th our offense opened up scoring 7 runs, and then we really exploded in the 6th with an 11-run inning.

Everyone contributed offensively with notable performances from David Wertheim going 2 for 3 with 2 walks scoring 3 times, Jack Cohen with 4 hits and 3 runs, Adam Cronstein with 2 hits and scoring 3 times, Landon Krantz with 4 hits and 5 runs scored, Joey Huidt with 3 hits including a three run homer, and the Grefer trio going a combined 10-12.

Hopefully with this win we gain some momentum heading into the second half.

On Field 2, Team Zawatsky played Team Lefton. Team Z provides the recap:

Team Zawatsky was able to put together a 26-14 win against Team (sans) Lefton this Wednesday. The game began as a back and forth affair through the first 5 innings, with both teams scoring in each inning, 3 lead changes, and a score of 15-14. The turning point came in the fifth when Ryan Marcus hit an absolute bullet at Scott Wolf, subbing for Lefton, who had to leave the game with a broken finger. “As league historian, I can confidently crown Scott the all time “digit breaker” with four(!) broken fingers” said league historian Steve Zawatsky. Scott is scheduled to have surgery next week.  Let’s hope for a speedy recovery.  After this, team Zawatsky’s bats came alive, with 3 homeruns in the top of the 6th and another in the 7th. This included a bomb by Ryan Marcus over the right center field fence, a liner down the line by super sub Pete Soltesz, a liner up the middle by Eli Zawatsky, and a ball crushed to right by Mike Rothstein. Game ball goes to Eric Zied, who had 2 diving catches in right field and pitched 3 near-shutout innings. Both Michael Rothstein and Pete Soltesz went 6 for 6 at the plate!  Team Zawatsky will hope to take this momentum into the second half! 

And finally Team Brafman won their second game 6-5 over Team Stu. While I wasn’t at the game I was told that the big knock came from The Mayor, Todd Wasserman, who cleared the bases with a big double in the bottom of the 6th. Eppy as usual pitched a good game. Team Brafman would like to thank captain Marc for not playing and yelling at us tonight. They would also like to thank Jon “Rubes” Ruben for help in getting a sub last night

League Notes

Please allow me to congratulate my daughter, Maya, on her bat mitzvah last weekend. It was an amazing weekend and thanks to Jeff Weisbrot, Pat Feldman and Eric Gruen for sharing it with us.

Remember Big Gig Franklin’s wing night extravaganza is June 21 at the Silver Spring House. This is open to everyone in the league so please make an effort to come out and support Gig who is the title sponsor of the league. 

A huge shout out to Rick Lefton and the entire JCC staff on the always amazing work they do for the J Classic. This event started years ago in Scott “Shorty” Adams’ dad’s name, and has morphed into a huge fundraiser for the J. Well done, Ricky

In this week’s edition of the mensa awards for smarts: A big JCC cheer to former captain and father of rookie, Matt Leader, Greg who is currently on the DL for pitching batting practice to his son’s team without pitching in front of an L screen. This resulted in him getting a line drive off his arm.

While I am currently off the #selltheteambob team (for now), that will change if TJ Friedl and Nick “Mr. Tin” Senzel are not in the starting lineup every day when they’re healthy and guys like Wil Myers and Kevin “Hello” Newman are getting significant playing time. I don’t care if the Reds lose every game, I want to see Benson, Friedl, Hopkins and of course the rookies on the infield, not guys that have no future with this team. Now you are asking, well wait what about Votto. If/when he is healthy, he gets a little more rope than those guys provided he is hitting 7th in the lineup. Which, according to the great Reds web site Blogredmachine, is where he would be hitting on the all-time Reds lineup if you go by WAR. 

  1. Pete Rose LF
  2. Joe Morgan 2B
  3. Johnny Bench C
  4. Frank Robinson RF
  5. Tony Perez DH
  6. Barry Larkin SS
  7. Joey Votto 1B
  8. Pinson CF
  9. Heine (Don’t call me Ken) Groh 3B

Also did you all see Joe Burrow hit two homers out of GAPB the other day in batting practice? That guy can do it all.

See everyone Sunday

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May 24, 2023: Games Recap

On another beautiful night for softball there were great games all over Triple Creek. 

On Field One it was undefeated Team Wolf vs. Team Grefer. 

Team Wolf won 13-11 and I’m sure all of their normal bats hit the ball well. They remain undefeated on the season.

On Field Two It was team Wagner vs. Team Stu

Brad for the winners:

‘Team Wagner continued their winning ways with a 16-4 victory over Team Solomon on Wednesday night. Team Solomon scored four runs in the opening frame but Team Wagner fiercely answered with an 11 spot in their half of the first.  After Team Wagner plated a couple more runs, the fans were treated to an early exit.  Speaking of early exits, Captain Stu was pretty close to earning his first tossing of the year, but Marc Brafman and Wes Wolf had to hold him back and inform the ump that Stu is behaving, and that Marc and Wes have “seen” way worse. Big hits for Wagner were brought to you by Mark Franklin, Matt Grindle, Josh Rosen, Chris Kunkel, and their fearless leader.
Howie Schwartz once again pitched a gem and combined with 77 year old, Jerry Kirzner, kept the defense flawless all night.
Team Wagner faces off against Team Fogel next week. That game will air HBO Max with Melido and Pascual Perez on the call.

On Field Three it was the new look Team Lefton vs. Team Kamrass

Jimmy for the winners:

Team Lefton got back on track last night. New starter, Jamey Kurtzer, made the most of his new opportunity by pitching a gem, keeping them off balance all night and allowing only 4 runs. Final score was 10-4. Everyone contributed offensively for Team Lefton. Marc Simons was special in RF making amazing plays all game. Without his great play the game would have gone the other way.

Finally on Field Four it was Team Zawatsky vs. Team Brafman

A back and forth game wasn’t settled until the bottom of the 7th when Team Z pulled one out, 13-12. Trailing most of the game, Team Z got big hits from the “Half Man Gang” Ryan Marcus, Pat “Sunshine” Feldman and “The Special One” Mike Rothstein. The game turned, though, on a very nice running catch in the RC field gap by Eli Zawatsky off the bat of Jeff “The Natural” Weisbrot. After a tough couple of innings, Ken Groh settled down and pitched a great game. Eddie Gallop also had a nice long single.

For Team Brafman Jamey “The Rookie” Drennan, Jeff Weisbrot and newly acquired Ryan “The Hebrew Hammer” Baum all had big hits at the plate. Eppy pitched a fine game as well. Not to be forgotten, Mark “Bruiser” Wolfe made a great pop up catch to end an inning for Team Brafman.

League Notes:

Congrats go out to Steve Zawatsky on the graduation of his daughter, Phoebe, from Miami of Ohio and his daughter, Lyla, from Sycamore

Happy birthday to Jeremy Fogel.

I know he is only a small part in the chain but shout out to Matt Miller for his work on the recruiting trail with UC basketball. They landed the #4 transfer portal guy last week. A huge get for the Bearcats (We are coming for you Roger).

Last Sunday after our game, Rick Tenenholtz was watching Jacob and I take BP. He pointed out a couple of things to Jacob who then smoked two line drives right back at me. And in his game hit his first triple the next night. So thanks Rick for your help and we hope Mark is enjoying life in Texas.

Todd “The Mayor” Wasserman informed me the other night that he was at Moeller the same time as both Barry Larkin and Ken Griffey. He mentioned that he taught both of them everything he knows about hitting and that he should be credited on both of their Hall of Fame plaques at Cooperstown, accordingly. 

In 3rd degree of JCC softball news Steve Zawatsky’s sister-in-law won her 3rd sports Emmy for her work in pre-game production. (it’s a slow news week here)

Last night Elly De La Cruz (EDLC) hit a 450-foot homer. He has the 1-3 and 5th hardest hit ball left handed of anyone in baseball (that is all of baseball) and then right handed has hit 4 homers over 400 feet. And yet somehow Will Meyers is still in RF for the Reds everyday..

Last note on the Reds. If you haven’t gone to JCC night at the Reds game in the past, I encourage you to do so next year. It makes NO difference if the Reds are any good, it’s just a fun night at GABP, and because no one goes to the games you are promised a shot to get on the big board.

Finally, once again Wing night at the Silver Spring House is June 21. Please try to come and support Big Gig for all of his support of the league.

In the world of Roger this week he is working on big deals with local Cincinnati has been and Z-list celebrity, Wildman Walker (Of WEBN Dawn Patrol fame). 

Roger said that the Wildman is a huge collector of everything but mainly likes baseball cards of the mid-80’s Reds and hockey players who only play on teams from Canada. 

See everyone next week.

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May 17 & 21, 2023: Games Recap

A bonus BIG addition to the softball blog this week as we have both Wednesday, May 17 Sunday, May 21 to update. Another amazing weather week. Ryan must have sold his soul for the first half so far. Let’s keep it up this week.

Let’s first start with last Wednesday 

On Field one, we had Team Zawatsky vs. Team Kamrass.

Micah for the winners:

Team Kamrass stayed undefeated with a 15-13 against Team Z. Playing without shortstop Zach Mayer (who likely would’ve been tossed had he been there for reasons discussed later) and playing against a sub Z found, who likely is better than many of the Reds, wasn’t enough to end the winning streak.

Fink pitched another great game and got out of a couple of jams. The combination of David Solomon and Scott Raskin gunned out another baserunner trying to steal. Bryce Anslinger moved to right center this week and had a few nice catches. And Captain Micah Kamrass finally achieved his dream of jumping the fence to make a catch, it just happened to be the foul fence.

The whole team did a great job hitting tonight. Big hits came from Super James Swan, Adam Heldman, and Michael Margolis.

A new rule controversy not yet seen in our league took place tonight. While a runner was trying to score, he collided with the umpire before he could touch the plate, and was then tagged out. The umpire made up “I think he would’ve been safe, so he’s safe.” A later check of the rules shows this is not the case. The umpire is part of the field of play and there is no such thing as umpire interference. So now we all know.

Team Kamrass keeps finding a way to score more runs than the other team. The plan is to do the same on Sunday against Team Wolf.

On Field Two it was Team Brafman vs. Team Fogel

Roger for the winners:

TEAM BRAFMAN 2

TEAM FOGEL      9

In a total team effort, TEAM FOGEL gave up two runs in the top of the opening frame and shut the door the rest of the way and let the offense and defense do their thing.

COREY “I AM NOT CY YOUNG” NORRIS pitched another gem and didn’t walk a batter and let his defense play a near flawless game.

“I’m not going to strike any one out or walk anyone so my defense has to be good and once again it was great. All I need to do is put the ball in play and I have confidence they’ll make the plays behind me, ” he said in a post game interview.

The play of the night was a SPORTSCENTER TOP 10 PLAY when reserve catcher DAN “DANNY” GREEN caught an attempted bunt.

“Hey, as I’ve said in the past, I’ll do whatever we need. I’ll play anywhere. Wherever the captain tells me to play, that’s where I’ll play, but one thing I won’t do is clean up the bench area after a game.”

There were hitting stars aplenty including BRANDON “THE GAMECOCK” WRONKER….SCOTT “WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY” FRIEND…..JASON “THE COWBOY” ESTERKAMP….JOEL “SPARKY” FOGEL……and even the veteran ROGER ROSENTHAL, who not only had a single and sacrifice bunt, but also “stole” second base.

By the way, on the hit, he slid into first base instead of running thru the base like you’re supposed to.

“I can’t believe I did that. I was telling a friend at lunch today that you don’t do that and what do I do?, ” he stated afterwards in the winner’s clubhouse.

KUDOS also go out to sub IAN CONWELL (TEAM WAGNER), who had perhaps the best game of his career as he hit the ball well and played an unbelievable RCF…..he also scored from second base on a sacrifice bunt.

After the game, ROSENTHAL said, “We’ve got to make a trade for you and give Team Wagner a MICHAEL JORDAN rookie card for your rights.”

On Field three we had Lefton vs. Wolf 

Wes for the victors:

This week Team Wolf continued their dominance with a 15-0 drubbing of Team Lefton. Starting the game with the first 8 batters reaching base and scoring led by 2 RBIs each from Wes, Scottie and Mike Gray.

Team Wolf’s defense was just as consistent as their hitting. Dan LaCerva led the way with quality plays at both right field and second base. Mike Gray is the team’s true key to defensive success, pitching aggressively and in the strike zone. He has only allowed 1 walk on the year and shows no signs of slowing up.

This performance, following a 13-1 run rule of team Wagner last week, places team Wolf at the top of the standings. A showdown with also-undefeated Team Kamrass awaits on Sunday.

Finally, on Field 4 we had Team Grefer vs. Team Solomon

Kyle for the winners:

We beat Team Solomon 11-6 and the difference was our defense. Joey Hiudt set the tone early running down a ball in right field on the first play of the game, and everyone in the outfield made nice plays with Jack Cohen running down a ball in deep center, and Adam Cronstein making a sliding catch on the dirt. David Wertheim and Mark Levine also made some nice plays on the infield. Jon Ruben also pitched another great game by serving it up and trusting the defense behind him.

Offensively the trio at the top of the order of David Wertheim, Jack Cohen, and Adam Cronstein all hit the ball well. The bottom of our order also had some key hits with Rick Tenenholtz hitting one over the outfield and Mark Levine hitting a double to right field.

And onto yesterday

On Field 1 Team Brafman played Lefton 

For the first time this season, Team Brafman was on the winning side beating Team Lefton 14-13 by the skin of their teeth. The big hits for Team Brafman came from Joel “Hallelujah” Buckley who went 5-5, Griff Harris and Tait “Richie” Cunningham who had three huge triples. Also Jamey “The Rookie” Drennan went 5-5 and even Team Captain, Marc Brafman, finally got a couple of hits. On defense a fantastic double play was turned by Dee Harris and Todd “The Mayor” Wasserman, while Mark “the Bruiser” Wolf and Alex Kraus both made all of the plays in the field. With a 6-run lead and two outs, Team Lefton came off the mat and had the tying run at second base. Only some great glove work by Drennan and Wasserman prevented the tying run from scoring on a rocket shot by Ryan “The Hebrew Hammer” Baum.

“I was just glad to throw strikes and let Lefton hit it,” winning pitcher Eppy said post game all the while telling Team Brafman bat boy, Jacob Brafman, about the time he ate a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts at a UDF post game. “The guy behind the counter didn’t think I could do it so I had to prove him wrong,” Eppy said. Team Brafman hopes to continue their winning ways Wednesday night vs. Team Zawatsky. (A special note: Congrats to Team Lefton’s Matthew Leader and Peter Brownell for both graduating from Sycamore yesterday. Both of them hit absolute bombs in the game. Leader had a triple and Brownell had a gap homer and another off the fence. Well done, boys!)

On field 2 we had Team Wes vs. Team Micah

Wes for the winners:

Team Wolf continues a dominant run with an 11-3 win in this weekend match-up against previously undefeated Team Kamrass who were missing some key players.

The key to success was another hot start, this time with 6 runs in the first inning highlighted by consecutive shots to the wall by Wes Wolf and Matt Brodof. Pete Soltesz & Michael Askin also led the way with multi-hit games and line drives sprayed all over the field. 

Mike Gray continues his success on the mound with another gem. No walks and very few hard hit balls drove another all around performance by Team Wolf on defense. 

Over the last three games, Team Wolf has outscored their opponents 39-4 and shows no signs of letting up. Next week they get another shot at perfection when they face Team Grefer. 

On Field 3 it was Team Wagner vs. Team Grefer

Brad for the winners:

Team Wagner got back in the win column after a much needed bye week, and took down Team Grefer 18-14 on Sunday morning in front of a standing-room-only crowd.  The victors were down 9-4 when they scored nine runs in the fourth inning to take a commanding lead.  Chris Kunkel had a three-run triple, was on base multiple times, and played great at 2nd base including a rally saving catch.  Howie Schwartz was stellar on the mound and helped his own cause with a two-run single.  Other big hits came from Josh Rosen, AJ Goldhoff, John Spears, and Cam Kirzner.  Captain Wagner discussed in his postgame interview with Charlie Goldsmith and P-Doc, that it was a rare must win first half game.  Team Wagner looks to continue the winning ways on Wednesday when they play Team Solomon on Field 2.  That game will be aired on 700WLW and 55KRC with a quadruple cast of Dan, Terry, Joe, and Byron on the call.  Team Grefer takes on Team Wolf in a game that everyone will be amped up for.  That game airs on the MLB Network with Pedro, Dennis, and Carmelo Martinez on the call.

And last but not least on field 4 we have Team Stu vs. Team Fogel

Stu for the winners:

People are saying the heated exchange between Tyler and Mark was the spark that ignited Team Solomon’s season. I’m not saying that, but people are saying that.

Team Solomon defeated Team Fogel 22-12. Hits were abundant throughout the lineup. Adam “Levine” Teitlebaum set the table going 3-4. Harry “ Superman” Misner, Tyler “ The Natural” Stansbury,  Stuart “The Captain” Solomon, and Ryan “All Smiles” Silverman all had multiple hits to keep the scoring up. We can not overstate that Alan “The Mouth” Lessure was on base 3 times, scoring twice. 

Defensively, Team Solomon limited any big inning with three separate and different double plays, the biggest one coming when Team Fogel tried to score from second on a sac fly. The relay from Ryan to Andrew Solomon to Tyler to Evan “Healthcare Hero” Weisser was a thing of beauty. As always Mark “Pa Pa” Weisser with a great pitching performance.

Team Solomon looks to continue their winning ways next week and into the second half.

League Notes

Congrats to Commish Ryan Silverman on his daughter Emma graduating from Sycamore yesterday.

Tuesday May 23 is JCC night at the Reds. They might stink but it’s always fun to sit in the moon deck on a nice night. Plus maybe we can heckle Willie Mays Benson if Bell is dumb enough to play him.

A tip of the cap to Mike Margolis on the graduation of his daughter from Wisconsin. 

I don’t know if he won or not, but Brandon Guttman’s son was nominated for player of the week from CCD last week. We all look forward to both of them being in the league once again down the road. 

Howard Goldwasser’s daughter graduated from Rutgers last week becoming only the second person I know to admit going to Rutgers. Speaking of which, how’d you like to be a parent of any student athlete at Rutgers and being forced to stay up till 2 AM to watch them play USC or UCLA. Because nothing says BIG 10 like Rutgers playing UCLA in any sport. 

A belated happy birthday to David BP Snyder (and I hope you didn’t have to wear another beer after I spilled yours all over the floor last week)

Super Sub Tait Cunningham is engaged and will be married this July. Congrats!

How come everyone in Cincy knows it’s dumb to pitch to Aaron Judge with a base open in the 10th inning except David Bell? 

And finally in this week in Roger. 

Roger has nothing better to do with his time on a Sunday afternoon than look up Cincinnati Hills League stats online. (That is the league that Wyoming, Maderia, Indian Hill and Finneytown are in) He wanted to report that my old school, Finneytown, was outscored this year 177-3 in baseball. What’s worse is that unfortunately I too knew this stat, so I guess I had nothing better to do either.

See everyone tomorrow night at the Reds game and Wednesday at the field

Marc

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May 18, 2023: Update

Word on the street is that our intrepid blogger, Marc Brafman, is working OT these days picking up dough from the current Hollywood writers’ strike. Marc will be back with an expanded double feature after Sunday’s games. In the meantime, the standings have been updated to reflect the May 17 games.

Games start at 9:30 AM on Sunday. See you all at the fields!

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May 10, 2023: Games Recap

Another amazing night at Triple Creek on Wed. night. Ryan’s bribes to Mother Nature are finally paying off. 

On field 1 we had Team Wagner vs. Team Wolf. 

Wes for the winners: 

Team Wolf continued its winning ways with a dominant run-rule performance over Team Wagner. After starting slow with a 1-2-3 first inning, Team Wolf’s bats heated up with 3 in the second, 3 in the third, then an explosion of 7 in the fifth, capped off by a three-run JCC Home Run by Tyler Wolf on his first ever hit down the left field line. 

Mike Gray led the team on the defensive side with another stellar pitching performance. The right side of the infield was held down by the stylish tandem of Keith “Shin Guards” Kombrink at first and Dan “The Stache” LaCerva at second with some nice plays throughout the game. 

After the game, the other captains were overheard at Silver Spring House hyping up Team Lefton ahead of their showdown with 4-0 Team Wolf next week. Jimmy and Ricky immediately got their gloves to practice their bunt defense and game-plan pitch selection in the parking lot. 

On field two, it was the always exciting cage match between Team Kamrass and Team Solomon

Micah for the winners:

Team Kamrass stayed undefeated with a 9-4 win against bitter rival Team Solomon. The story of the night was lights out pitching from Fink and great team defense across the board. Super James Swan had the hit of the night with a three-run triple that almost made it to the fence. Jordan Skinner had a couple of nice plays at third base.

Tip of the cap to new guys, Adam Teitelbaum and Andrew Solomon, both of whom had nice hits over the heads of our outfield. Another tip of the cap to old guy Alan Lessure on a nice single to the outfield.

Bring on Team Z next week!

On field 3 Team Grefer vs. Team Z

Kyle for winners:

Team Grefer beat Team Zawatsky 9-5 in a game that was all about defense. The highlight of the game was a rare triple play by Dan Grefer at first base where he made a jumping catch on a missile from Z, stepped on first and threw to second for the third out.

Other defensive highlights were Dan with a diving stop at third; David Wertheim ran down balls in short center and turned a double play; Landon Krantz turned a double play at 2B, and in his first time playing catcher threw out a guy at second on a passed ball; and Adam Cronstein threw a runner out at third from right center.

Jon Ruben pitched another good game, and offensively the top of our order did the heavy lifting with David Wertheim, Adam Cronstein, and Landon Krantz with good games at the plate. Joey Hiudt also redeemed himself from his first at bat (got called out trying to bunt with two strikes) by blasting a triple in his next at bat.

Finally on field 4 Team Fogel vs. Team Lefton

Roger for the winners

 TEAM LEFTON 4

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TEAM FOGEL  9

After two close losses, TEAM FOGEL got back to their winning ways with an impressive 9-4 victory over undefeated TEAM LEFTON.

Defense and timely hitting were the keys to the victory as it was a total team effort.

After TEAM LEFTON went down in the top of the opening frame without scoring, the victors got ahead in the bottom of the inning and stayed ahead the entire game.

In a line-up change, Philadelphia native, DAN “DANNY” GREEN moved to the leadoff spot and got aboard with the first of his two bunt hits, to spark the offense 

and ignite an early lead.

There were hitting stars aplenty including JOEL “SPARKY” FOGEL, father of captain JEREMY FOGEL, who moved down in the batting order and had four RBIs.

“I told my son he should move me down in the order. I knew what I was talking about. I’ve been in this game a long time and it worked out great,” the elder FOGEL said afterwards. He added, “If he didn’t obey his old man, I was going to dock his allowance for a month.”

The younger FOGEL added, “I didn’t want to, but I listen to my father all the time and it worked out great. I also need that allowance to supplement my expensive lifesytyle.”

GREEN added, “Hey, I’m a team player and I want to do what’s best for the team. If that’s leading off to start rallies or take the luggage to the motel rooms after a long bus ride, I’ll do it. Anything for the team.”

JASON “THE COWBOY” ESTERKAMP, SCOTT “PLEASE BE MY” FRIEND, and pitcher COREY “I CAN HIT LIKE ANYONE ELSE” NORRIS also supplied the big hits.

Defensively, the two defensive wizards of the game had to be SCOTT “PLEASE BE MY” FRIEND who played like a gold glover and had perhaps one of the best games of his career and captain FOGEL who made a few diving catches of his own and let his teammates know about it.

“Hey, GRIFF HARRIS is a great friend of mine, but I’m no slouch and I’m not sure he would have made those plays.”

It should be noted that an unusual play happened in the latter stages of the game, when perennial star ANTON LOON of TEAM LEFTON had a brain cramp. He was on first base and a runner was on third base with two outs and his team down six or seven runs at the time, when he attempted to get into a rundown to produce another run. 

TEAM FOGEL should have conceded the run to get the third out, however they botched it and let the run score and LOON remained on base and they proceeded to make it a 9-4 lead.

First baseman, ROGER ROSENTHAL, who dropped the throw in the rundown to tag LOON said afterwards, “I was in a state of shock that we would just concede the run in that situation to get the final out of the inning. I’ll take the blame, but it shouldn’t have come down to that.”

LOON stated after the game, while eating his postgame meal, “I don’t know what I was thinking. It was stupid play on my part, but it turned out OK.”

OTHER QUOTES……

MATT “THE BEST BASKETBALL COACH ON OUR TEAM” MILLER said to ROSENTHAL, an avid XAVIER UNIVERSITY fan, “How about what former University of Cincinnati head coach BOB HUGGINS recently said about students at XAVIER UNIVERSITY. Are you one of those he was talking about?”

In response, ROSENTHAL said, “What an asshole. That’s typical Huggins. What an idiot!.”

SCOTT “SHORTY” ADAMS on walking out to his rightfield position in a slow walk said, “Hey. I played 18 holes of golf today and I was tired.” Nice that you played a good game!

Finally, BRANDON “GAMECOCK” WRONKER said, “Do you guys always go at it like this?”….the answer…….YES!

Tidbits at the dinner table after the game…..

LOON stated he didn’t like hockey and the response from ROSENTHAL, an avid hockey fan……..”You’d rather watch baseball than hockey?”…..the two had two be separated before a brawl broke out by peacemaker DAVID “MR. OPINION” WEIL who was just drinking his beer and minding his own business.

STAY TUNED……

League Notes:

Once again please sign up for Jewish Night at the Reds game on May 23.

Plan on coming out to the Silver Spring House on June 21 for League Wing Night sponsored by our guy, Big Gig Franklin.

Congrats to Handsome Sam Castellini. He and his wife are expecting their first baby.

A week late congrats to former All-Star pitcher, Randy “Tex” Broyles, on the graduation of his daughter from college.

And because it can’t be a week without a Lefton kid graduating from college, this week it’s former All Star Ben “Weezy” Lefton’s daughter, who not only scored her 200th goal in LaCrosse, but also is graduating. Congrats to them.

If you asked me which guy in the league would least likely be going to see Taylor Swift, my answer would be Alan Lessure. But if you asked me the second least likely guy to be going, I’d say Scott Wolf. Who knew that Scott was a Swifty? If you ask him nicely I bet he will sing Lavender Haze for us next game.

Congrats goes out the Half Man Gang Ryan Marcus on the bat mitzvah of his soon to be sister-in-law (Or is it your current sister in law?). Either way I know you are involved in the Burstein family, so congrats!

Rookie, Jon Spears, and I have been in a sports and music related text chain for years. One of the things that I point out each year is how often right after the Reds score a run they give it right back. We have named this a Brafy. From this point forward pay attention to how often this happens. I was at the game on Tuesday. The Reds got a run in the bottom of the first. Then, on the 1st pitch of the second inning, Hunter Green gives up a homer. That equals a Brafy. I’m telling you it happens at least two-three times a week (This, by the way, has replaced ESPN showing highlights of every NFL Team doing something good vs. the Bengals, which used to be a staple of their shows).

You have to give the NFL credit for always being in the news. First, the biggest waste of time in all of sports, the NFL draft. Then, last night, it was the release of the schedule. WLW had Mo, Tony Pike and Lance on the air for 3 hours talking about this! I get that it’s exciting to see how many prime time games the Bengals get and where the bye week is, etc. But to say well this game or that game is a hard game in May with all the injuries that can happen is just dumb. 

And finally, in this week in Roger’s world, he told me earlier in the week that he hit the mother load at the flea market with a purchase of over 2,500 football cards. So if you are in the market for Aaron Rogers or Tom Brady or Stanley Wilson, Roger is your guy.

See everyone at the field Wednesday night

Marc