CFL Reporting – Team Lefton Undefeated in the 2nd Half!

Team Lefton aka “The Green Machine”, wins by a 5 run margin! The Lefton boys hit the cover off the 40 stitch ball! Outstanding defense, great pitching and speed. I mean speed on the bases.
Dee Harris, Mike” Crawling” Creemer and Teddy Ballgame all raced around the bases like Drew Stubbs!
Billy Kahn had an oustanding night at the plate, he had couple of hits and ate a large pizza after the game. Gordy sucked. He did not get a hit but played ok defense, too many Gatorades, I think.
Billy did announce to CFL that he would retire at the end of the season to” spend more time with the family”. We will see how that plays out.
Is Team Lefton a force to reckoned with? The Team of destiny? Can they win the 2nd half? Will they go undeafeated? NOPE! Are you kidding me! But… they will bury Team Eppstein next week or I’ll buy Team Eppstein’s team wings! Good night!

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Thursday July 15……4:27.m…..this edition of ROGER’S HOT CORNER is brought to by BRANDON GUTTMAN……BG had been good all season about reporting his team’s recaps, but has slacked off lately and has been fined by the BLOG POLICE…..here is an update on their last three games……all victories……last Wednesday night, they whipped up on TEAM EPPSTEIN, 10-3, as SCOTT”SHORTY”ADAMS kept up his All-star calliber year and ABE “ILITY” DAHAN continued his hot hitting with line drives and bunts….kudos go to EVAN PIERSON who recorded a triple play, by catching a fly ball, and probably could have done it unassisted, but gave a little love to his teammate at first base to complete the rare play….Sunday morning…..TEAM GUTTMAN beat TEAM KIRZNER, 10-7, where hitting stars were the HIUDT brothers, ZAC “HYPHE” and JOEY” WHEELS” who each went 3 for 4….last night, they defeated TEAM SCHWARTZ, 8-1, as “WHEELS” HIUDT went 3 for 4 with a stolen base and two runs scored….”SHORTY” ADAMS, labelled by his captain as a “table setter extraordinaire” was 2 for 2 and a walk and two runs scored and “BGUTT” GUTTMAN was 3 for 3 with two doubles, a walk, a stolen base, two runs scored and three RBI’s…..he also sold popcorn at the snack bar between at bats while keeping his up to date stats (BEST IN THE LEAGUE)….however, the Player Of The Game was “SUPER” STU WEINSTEIN, seen hobbling after the game, giving up only one run on virtually one leg…..with a torn calf muscle that will require off-season surgery delivered “one of the gutsiest performances ever witnessed on JCC softball turf” according to BG…….”SUPER” went 2 for 4 with three RBI’s and a fan in the stands was heard saying, “You just witnessed the greatest hitter in the history of the JCC softball league do what he does best”….questions/comments to r.rosenthal@fuse.net…….
NOTE……THIS ROGER;S HOT CORNER AGAIN WAS BROUGHT TO YOU WITH GRANTS PROVIDED BY BRANDON GUTTMAN!!!!!!!!

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Thursday July 15……11:37 a.m…….TEAM GREFER came back for the second straight game with an exciting 7-6 victory over TEAM SILVERMAN…..avenging a loss in the first half, TEAM GREFER rallied from a 6-3 deficit in the bottom of the 7th inning as they capitalized on a couple of errors and MIKE SMALL won it with a two-run walk-off triple…kudos go to JOSH LISMAN of TEAM SILVERMAN with three hits and a sterling defensive play….questions/comments….. r.rosenthal@fuse.net………..

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Thursday July 15….11:25 a.m….only one game report in at press time and that’s from STEVE “DONUT” EPPSTEIN as TEAM EPPSTEIN won only their second game of the season with a 10-7 victory over the fast fading TEAM CRONSTEIN…..hitting stars were ROOKIE OF THE YEAR candidate EVAN PIERSON who hit a three run homerun and was walked intentionally twice (he must lead the league in that category)….just call him Mr. Bonds…..other offensive contibutors came from SCOTT WOLF, DUFFY WOLF, TYLER WOLF, DOUG SANDOR and GLENN BOCHNER, who was returning from the DL….defensively the entire team played well including a nice catch by the aging SCOTT WOLF, who can still get them in the OF…..as for TEAM CRONSTEIN….the hitting woes continued with the exception of veteran DAN CRONSTEIN, who went 4 for 4….rumor has it that rookie captain ADAM CRONSTEIN’S patience is running thin and was talking afterwards about going to a voodoo doctor for help to get his offense in gear……stay tuned…..TIDBITS…..a HAPPY BIRTHDAY goes out to ADAM CRONSTEIN today….how old he is and how old he feels are two different numbers after another loss…..questions/comments to r.rosenthal@fuse.net…………

CFL Reporting – Team Lefton Spreads Their Wings!

Team Lefton was in a word, Awesome! 7 orders of chicken wings! Every one crossed the plate. Weez had a couple of doubles, Dee Harris has 11 straight singles. When the chips were downed the bottom of the line-up came through and ordered some more!
Now on to the game. Team Lefton must love the heat, because they have won every game when the temperature at game time is above 90. It was a 10 run affair, a brutal unforgiving punishment to Team Kirzner. Why? In a word,PITCHING! It was sad to see. The many time All-Star Mark Weisser, just looked overwhelmed. The team provided outstanding defense at each position, for pitcher Weisser, too. Dee Harris of Team Lefton found the holes in the defense with 4 straight hits! He now has 11 straight hits in the last 2 games. Jumbo Lefton was super, he walked only one and struck out 6 with is new slider! Team Lefton now takes on the fading Team Gritty Grefer. Should be another slaughter! Stay tuned!