September 15, 2024: Tournament First Round Recap

On a picture perfect Sunday morning the action was as hot as the sun was bright. A couple of upsets, which JCC softball is known for, were in play. Since I can’t remember who was playing on what field we will start with Jeremy for Team Fogel:

On a beautiful fall Sunday morning, Team Fogel tried to carry their momentum over from a strong end to the regular season into the post-season tournament. Falling behind 3-0 in the top of the first inning, The Men in Black brought their sticks out to tie the game back up with some strong hitting in the bottom half. In a constant tug-of-war over the lead through the beginning and middle innings, the difference in this game was some strong defense and timely hitting from Team Fogel.

Errorless games have been the theme this year, and though there were some botched plays in the field leading to prolonged innings, both Sam Klinkowitz and Scott Friend made dazzling plays that would’ve been on Sports Center if this league got any media coverage. Coming up clutch at the plate was Matt Miller, who drove in six runs on a three-run inside the park home run and a double just over the first base bag to plate three more.

Closing it out in the top of the 7th, Team Fogel won by a score of 18-13. Two more to take the crown. #JustWin

Next up is Roger for Team Harris:

TEAM HARRIS     19

TEAM GREFER    13

Not sure of the score, but this is close enough….lol

EDITOR’S NOTE……captain GRIFF HARRIS didn’t report the stats like he was supposed to……

TEAM HARRIS opened the tournament literally with a bang!

Against a depleted TEAM GREFER, who started with nine players and ended with only eight players due to an injury, TEAM HARRIS brought out the big bats and had six homeruns, three off the bat of DAN “THE MAN” BERNSTEIN.

After the first one cleared the fence, he reached first base and headed back to the bench. What I’ve been told is in some leagues, you don’t have to run the bases. The next two dingers, he knew better.

“I didn’t even get all of it,” the OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY graduate stated after one of his homeruns. He also added a single and a triple as part of his five for five game.

Other hitting stars were aplenty…..RYAN MARCUS….PATRICK FELDMAN……GRIFF HARRIS…..JZ ZEIDENSTEIN……RYAN BAUM….sub, MICAH KAMRASS….EVAN WEISSER and finally, STU WEINSTEIN all contributed on the offensive side.

The only name (player) not doing a thing offensively was ROGER ROSENTHAL.

“I stunk today. I’m glad my teammates picked me up. These Sunday morning games aren’t to my liking, but that’s no excuse. I stunk!”

WEINSTEIN won his second game in a row and looked good again as he took over for regular starter MARK WEISSER who is somewhere in the world….who knows where?

On defense, HARRIS played a flawless LCF to lead the defense.

“We didn’t make it easy on ourselves, but stayed with it and came out on top. I have to give credit to TEAM GREFER as they were playing shorthanded and gave us all we could handle. We’re not winning pretty, but we’re winning and we hope to continue doing it for two more games,” HARRIS said post-game.

TIDBITS…..

*ROGER ROSENTHAL actually drove to the game without getting one of his many rides from BRAD WAGNER…….

**MARC BRAFMAN not only played a game on Wednesday night, but he also attended a concert and rumor has it that after the concert, he went to an all night disco in the Clifton area…….he got home at 2 a.m……..what one of these stories is NOT true?…..lol

***Bad day for the UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN football team on Saturday, but BAMA fan MARC BRAFMAN wasn’t too bad on me……

****quote of the day…….”I hate it that I like you.”…..said by RYAN BAUM to ROGER ROSENTHAL…….

*****FINALLY, hockey season is right around the corner…..I know everyone in the league is looking forward to that……well maybe a few are…..you know who you are!

Rick T hits third:

“JCC Softball, man.” That was the only comment Captain Tenenholtz had for the media after their victory over Team Wolf.  Missing their hall of fame pitcher, Howie Schwartz, and their primo defender, Brian Goldberg, the odds looked long for the 4 seed before the game.  But super sub, John Ruben, pitched a gem and Scott Berge filled in at 3B to solidify the defense in a great team win.

“I learned a few good lines on our recent vacation in Maine,” Captain Tenenholtz told his team after the game. “That game was a Wicked Pissah! Sometimes, things fall your way and today was one of those times.” If you don’t know what a “Wicked Pissah” is, ask Rothstein…or Corey Norris.

The game was close after one with Tenenholtz taking a 2-0 lead, but the bats were on fire in the second as they put up a 13-spot. Wolf came back in the 3rd inning to cut the deficit to 15-5, but Tenenholtz added 5 of their own in the bottom of the third to make it 20-5. Ruben was solid after that and Team Tenenholtz played (mostly) good defense despite a bright sun to notch a 21-5 victory in five innings.

Of note:

  • For Team Wolf, Captain Wes played his usual stellar defense including a beautiful diving grab of a line drive by Mike Rothstein. He also had a home run and three RBI’s.
  • Tait Cunningham had four hits and scored four to lead the Tenenholtz offense.
  • Scott Berge, Mike Rothstein, Yitz Creeger, Bryce Anslinger and John Ruben each had three hits.

Team Tenenholtz moves on to face Team Harris on Wednesday. ESPN has decided not to carry the game, opting instead for a high school women’s pickleball match between Clark Montessori and the School for Creative and Performing Arts. Rumor has it that WMKV, the flagship station of the Maple Knoll Village retirement home, will carry the audio.

And finally on field 4 it was the upset of the year as Team Buttermaker (Brafman) beat #1 seed Team Wagner.

Just like in the movie the Bad News Bears, Team Brafman won their second game in a row after going 0-18 in the regular season by beating Team Wagner 19-11 (or something like that) “I have never lost faith in my team,” Captain Brafman said post game. I knew we were better than we had played all season and having a healthy Jeff “The Natural” Weisbrot and Jerry, Eppy and David “The Dr. of Style” Weil continue to find the fountain of youth we are playing well at the right time. 

Just like on Wednesday night, Team Brafman started off fast scoring 5 or 6 runs in the top of the 1st. Eric “the mouth of the Midwest” Gruen, Jamey “Smokin” Drennan, Weisbrot and Harry “Hood” Meisner all got big hits. Stellar defense from Steve Shapiro at 3rd and Cam Kirzner at SS helped keep Wagner at bay. Later in the game both Gruen and Meisner hit homers as did Weisbrot to build on the lead. Eppy laid down a perfect suicide squeeze bunt and Eric “Spuds” Zied helped at the plate and was fantasic on the mound. Three outstanding plays on defense stood out for Team Brafman. Capt. Brafman battled the sun stuck his glove up and made a nice backpedaling catch on a ball off the bat of Dan Hiudt, (75% luck 25% skill on that one). Steve Shapiro made 2-3 great catches at 3rd and in the bottom of the 7th, Drennan made a running diving catch, got up and threw to first to complete an 8-3 DP. A big tip of the cap to D-Sol for subbing for us behind the plate as he was stellar all game. As Eppy’s friends who were watching the game said “Are these the same guys you have played with all season?”

For Team Wagner, Anton and Daniel Hiudt each hit homers and Zach Hiudt played a good game in the outfield at I believe 3 different spots. 

Team Brafman looks to continue their run vs. a potent Team Fogel lineup on Wednesday night. “I love the fact that my team has to keep changing their plans for Wednesday night,” Brafman said. “Let’s hope we have two more wins in us.”

The game will be on ESPN8 with Cotton McKnight and Pepper Brooks on the call with sideline reporter Kate Veatch chiming in. 

So to recap, in the semifinals on Field 1 it is Team Harris vs. Team Tenenholtz and on Field 2 Team Fogel vs. Team Buttermaker (Brafman).

Reminder that both games will start at 5:45! 

September 11, 2024: Games Recap

On a pictures-perfect Wednesday evening, we had two games with drastically different meanings played. On Field 2 it was the battle for the regular season championship, while on Field 4 it was the play-in game which Micah Kamrass called the “worst combined record play-in game in history.” 

With that set up let’s go to Field 2 first where Team Wagner took on Team Grefer for the regular season title:

Brad for the winners:

Team Wagner clinched the first trophy of the 2024 JCC Softball season by taking down Team Grefer 26-25 in a back-and-forth offensive nailbiter.  Grefer scored four in the top of the first, but Team Wagner battled back with six in the bottom with some help from Super Sub Jeremy Fogel, who cleared the RCF fence for a 3-run homer.  Wagner kept adding to the lead with hits from Michael Askin, Daniel and Zac Hiudt, Brad Wagner, Mark Levine, Landon Hawkins, Corey Norris, and Sub Scott “Dawg’s” Friend.  With a 17-8 lead, Grefer battled back to get within two at 17-15.  A few innings later, Team Wagner added a few more runs, including a Brad Wagner two-run homer over the LF fence—his first career HR.  

With the score 22-18 going into the seventh, Team Grefer turned on their super-secret powers and put up a seven on the scoreboard with big hits from Dan Grefer, Zach Mayer, Ryan Silverman, Kyle Grefer, and Oren Shmoel.  Landon Hawkins led off the bottom of the seventh with a double, followed by hits from Jeremy Fogel, Scott Friend, and Corey Norris.  After an intentional walk to load the bases, Daniel Hiudt hit the walk-off two-run single to win it for Team Graphite.

“It was a great team win, and our bats were able to overcome some defensive miscues,” Captain Wagner told the one and only reporter after the game.   

Team Wagner opens up the tournament on Sunday vs. Team Brafman on Field 4 with Wednesday Addams and Cousin Itt on the call.

Team Grefer takes on Team Harris on Sunday on Field 2 with Tupac and Biggie on the call.

And on Field 4 It was Team Kamrass vs. Team Buttermaker (Brafman)

For the first time all season, Marc for the winners. 

It was bound to happen at some point as Team Brafman finally got their first win of the season by beating Team Kamrass 13-3. Harry “Hood” Meisner last week set the tone by saying “everyone starts 0-0 and this is our time” and for once Team Brafman delivered. A 6-run first inning capped off by a 3-run moon-shot homer by Meisner started the day for Brafman. After a solo homer by Tyler “Bryce Harper” Stansbury in the bottom of the first, Team Brafman got right back at it. After a leadoff walk by Captain Brafman, Eric “the Mouth of the Midwest” Gruen hit his first career homer, a line drive shot to the LF fence. 

In the top of the 5th, Team Brafman continued to add to their lead with 3 two-out runs. Jamey “Smokin” Drennan and Jeff “The Natural” Weisbrot got on and Meisner hit a JCC homer to RF to put Team Brafman up 13-1. 

In the bottom of the 5th some fancy defense by Cam “Bearcat” Kirzner and Steve Shapiro led the way for the first win of the season for Team Brafman 13-3. 

A tip of the cap to both Eriz “Spuds” Zied and Eppy for keeping Team Kamrass off the scoreboard and for Steve “Z” for lending a hand catching. Jerry “Doc” Kirzner and David “The Dr. of Style” Weil also helped both in the field and at the plate. 

“We look forward to building off this momentum and playing League Champ Team Wagner on Sunday,” Brafman said post game. This game gives us the confidence we need to compete with them on Sunday. 

Reminder that the first round of the post season tournament starts this Sunday at 9:30. 

League notes

Happy birthdays this week to Ryan “the One Man Gang” Marcus and former player Drew “Kung Fu” Brown.

Please remember to sign up for the Oy Vey 5K this week. 

Let’s hope that the Reds front office doesn’t use the excuse that they had a lot of injuries to not go out and address the teams hitting needs. I’ll grant them that the starting pitching and even the bullpen for the most part has been pretty good this year, but man the hitting stinks. If they think getting Matt McClain, a guy who won’t have played for almost a year and a half, CES and the Candy Man back will make this team a playoff contender then we really need to look at who is in charge. As Brad and I talked about this week, if they actually cared about winning THAT would be a nice change of pace. 

You know my love for the older guys in the league and how it makes our league so special. After the game on Wednesday, I hustled down to Riverbend to see a couple of REALLY old guys who are still playing nightly. 83-year old Bob Dylan (who was fair) and 91-year Willie Nelson, who was better, put on a good show. Watching these guys play it really is amazing that they are still out there entertaining, and that they can still get it done (mostly). 

See everyone on Sunday

September 4, 2024: Games Recap

An amazing weather night for our final regular season games of the year. While we have battled rain and suspect field conditions it was a spectacular night to end the season. Let’s get to the action

On Field 1 it was Team Harris vs Team Buttermaker aka Brafman

Roger for the winners:

TEAM HARRIS 15

TEAM BRAFMAN 11

In the final regular season game that seemed like it would never end, TEAM HARRIS defeated TEAM BRAFMAN, 15-11, in a game that went right down to the end.

“We’ve been struggling the second half and really needed this win to get some kind of momentum going into the tournament. I thought the guys played with a purpose and it showed on the scoreboard. Credit MARC BRAFMAN and his team as they kept coming at us before we finally put them away,” rookie captain GRIFF HARRIS said afterwards.

It was total team effort as everyone contributed in one way or another.

On offense, RYAN MARCUS, a car salesman by day, smashed two homeruns to lead the way and the rest of the team followed. 

GRIFF, RYAN BAUM, DAN BERNSTEIN, PATRICK FELDMAN, DEE HARRIS, EVAN WEISSER and even pitcher STU WEINSTEIN (pitchers can’t hit) contributed with key hits.

On defense, an ESPN highlight play by ROGER ROSENTHAL at 2B that amazed everyone, led the defense that at times was shaky, but was able to come up with enough plays for the victory…..ANDY GOLLIN caught the final out in RF to seal the victory…..

TIDBITS…..

*Former players DAVE WERNICK AND MARK GORDON were in the stands scouting the fields while looking for players in the Over 60 slow pitch softball team that they will have touring the country come next year…..

*JERRY KIRZNER, the leagues oldest player, is calling it quits after the season…..He has been an important part of the league, both as a player and person, but also as the schedule maker…….BEST TO JERRY…..we’ll miss him and hopes he comes by to say hey a few times a season….

*Where was the JCC SOFTBALL LEAGUE mascot, JACOB BRAFMAN, son of MARC??????……oh wait, it was a school night and he’s in the WYOMING SCHOOL DISTRICT, so he must have been at home studying hours upon hours like a good student would do……

*Rumor has it that RYAN BAUM is going to get lessons for catching routine fly balls in the outfield……he dropped a “routine” ball in LF and then made excuses of why he dropped it……I told him good players make that 99% of the time……lol

Finally, DAVID WEIL is so interesting to listen to about how bad DAVID BELL is…….can you do a better job??????????

TIDBITS PLUS…..

If you’re reading this, are you in favor of the first half champ playing the second half champ for the LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP and then the tournament is just that, a tournament and the winner can say they got hot at the right time, but that is all it is…….a lot of discussion last night about it…..what’s your opinion or do you even care…..

In other words, would you rather win the league title or the tournament in which every team gets in and you don’t earn your way in……………

thoughts?

TAKE CARE AND STAY SAFE!……

Capt. Brafman had this to say. Well not the season that we wanted or expected. I’m proud of my team. We battled every game and while we came up short that is not to say that we didn’t put forth our best effort each game. Kudos to rookie of the year candidate Steve Shapiro for a great first season, Jeff “The Natural” Weisbrot for moving around to any spot on the field that he is needed, Jamey Drennen, and Harry “Hood” Meisner for their continued excellence both at the plate and in the field and our three vets David the Dr. of Style Weil, Eppy and Jerry “Doc” Kirzner for your positive and encouragement. I encourage everyone to come to Field 4 this week where Eppy will sacrifice a goat to the baseball gods and we may or may not offer up my daughter Maya to the bat and fielding gods (depending on her tennis schedule) 

On Field 2 it was Team Wagner vs. Team Kamrass

Team Wagner defeated Team Kamrass 21-11 on Wednesday Night in a five-inning affair. Team Kamrass scored one run in the top of the first, but Team Wagner responded with 12 runs and another six runs in the second and didn’t look back.

Landon Hawkins continued his campaign for Rookie of the Year and maybe more with another HR over the LCF fence.  The Hiudt Brothers, Anton Loon, Mark Levine, and Brad Wagner contributed to the offensive output. 

Michael Askin, Loon, Hawkins, and super sub-Marc Simons made key defensive plays, while Corey Norris pitched another great game.

Rumor has it that Brad Wagner was kidnapped by Steve Sax, Chuck Knobloch, or Mackey Sasser since the last game.  

Team Wagner, the 2nd half champ, takes on the 1st half champ, Team Grefer, next Wednesday.  The game will air on Netflix, with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi on the call

On Field 3 Team Fogel took on Team Wolf 

Team Fogel won, but that’s all we know since neither captain sent in an update.

Finally on Field 4 it was Team Tenenholtz vs. Team Solomon

Rick for the winners:

Team Tenenholtz was missing their Hall of Fame pitcher, Howard Schwartz, on Wednesday night as they faced Team Solomon. In Howie’s place, Randy Broyles came out of retirement to take on the streaking visitors, who had won their last three games.

The game started out as a pitching duel as the always tough Ken Groh battled against Broyles and kept Team Tenenholtz off the base paths except for a couple of singles until the fourth inning. Led by Jack Cohen, who the manager reinserted in the lineup after giving him two weeks off to party with his twin sister on the occasion of her wedding, five of the first six batters reached base and scored. Cohen led the team with three hits and scored twice, including another run in the fifth as Team Tenenholtz added another two runs. He also knocked in two more runs in the 6th to give his team a 10-3 lead.  Broyles pitched a great game and had two hits on his way to the victory. Also contributing were Brian Goldberg, who played his usual stellar defense, and Jeremy Spiegel, who reached base twice, scored one and had a couple nice defensive plays. 

So for Wednesday as Brad mentioned for the overall LEAGUE title we have Team Wagner vs. Team Grefer on Field 2 while over on Field 4 we have Team Kamrass vs. Team Brafman in the play in game. Both games start at 6 so please come out and cheer on the winners (or the losers) bracket

League notes:

Please remember to sign up for the Oy Vey 5K this November. Once again all of the money raised goes back to the JCC and its athletic program (Blue Jays, men’s hoops and of course softball)

A tip of the hat to Brag Wagner who was named one of the co-chairs of the J-Classic which is celebrating it’s 30th anniversary this year. More details to come from Brad and Rick on that.

Happy anniversary to Eric “The Mouth of the Midwest” Gruen and long time player and supporter of the league Billy Kahn  this week.

Happy birthday to former JCC legend Jeff Cohn 

As all captains know it’s never easy to find subs. It’s especially hard when guys miss games due to their wives taking their kids to see Megan “All about that Bass” Trainor on Wednesday night. That might be the first time that guys have missed due to concert baby sitting. 

Baseball is a funny game. The Reds who can’t beat a drum have now won 9 in a row dating back 4 seasons vs. the Astros. The Marc Brafman version of the Astros fan would be beside himself knowing that a great team like the Astros can’t beat the Reds. Also before his big game on Wednesday night Elly had 61 extra base hits, 61 walks, and 61 steals. 

It should be a fun college football season and since the 4th or 5th best team in college football paid over $20 million dollars in NIL money this year I can’t wait to hear the excuses when OSU comes up short once again. 

See everyone Wednesday. Remember the live goat and daughter sacrifices will take place around 5:50 on Field 4.

Marc