JCC Softball Cincinnati

 May 11 Recap

By Marc Brafman

What a great night for softball last night. The temperature was rising right along with Mike Rothstein’s blood pressure. Let’s get right to the action.

On field one we had Team Rosenthal vs. Team Solomon

Roger leads off: 

Not much good to say about our game this evening…probably our worst game of the year…plus HOWARD SCHWARTZ got hit by a batted ball in the first at bat of the game…he was not his normal self…here’s to hoping he gets well quickly…

QUOTES……

ROGER ROSENTHAL…..

“Hats off to Stu and his team. They can hit the ball. Their lineup is stacked with left handed bats, but the entire team seemed to get in on the act.”

“We didn’t play a good game and I think part of it was the fact that our veteran pitcher, HOWARD SCHWARTZ, who will go down in the records as the best pitcher in JCC Softball history, wasn’t himself after being hit by a batted ball in the first at bat (Dan Green) of the game.”

“We did make a nice comeback after falling behind by four runs in the opening frame, but we just seemed to never be able to get over the hump.”

“We’re off to a bad start, but I really think if we just stay within ourselves, we’ll be ok. It’s frustrating, but we just have to play through it and not give up.”

And Stu for the winners:

Hello and Welcome to another addition of Team Solomon Game Recap’s:

We pick it up in the 2nd inning. After two quick outs, Dan Green and Adam Cronstein both hit singles with Tyler Stansbury up to bat. Tyler roped a ball oppo to left field clearing the bases on what could have been a stalled inning. Team Solomon continued to play add-on throughout the rest of the game scoring 17 runs. Big games by Dan Green going 4-5 and Adam “The Bad Guy” Cronstein going 5-5.

Let’s talk D:

We start in the bottom of 1. After an error by the SS, Mr. Kroger Himself, Mark “the Bruiser” Wolfe gunned out James “Lynn” Swan trying to steal 2nd. It was reported that Mark gave James the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag after he gunned him out. Let’s move to bottom 4 with runners on 1st and 2nd and two outs…Dan Green made a great diving snag at 2B for the final out of the inning. Later, in the bottom of the 6th up 10 runs, Stuart “El Capitan” Solomon made a nice sliding catch to end the game. 

ROY Watch: Ryan “the One-Man Gang” Marcus went 3-4 and played a solid 3B. What is not so solid is his base running. He got picked off again after overrunning 2B. The upper management will be bringing in Willie Mays Hayes as a special base running instructor for the remainder of the season. 

On field two, Team Fogel played Team Grefer:

 

A dog fight from start to finish, Team Fogel got the better of Team Grefer by a final score of 16-11. Down 4-1 early, Team Fogel fought back to tie the game but only to go down again 8-4. Timely hitting and baserunning tied the game back up at 8 in the fourth. The Men in Navy Blue were down again before taking advantage of a few costly errors in the bottom of the sixth and put up a crooked number to take a commanding lead into the seventh inning which they would hold on to.

When asked about the performance from the team, Jeremy had this to say… “Grit, man. This team is all about it. Blow outs are fun, but nothing is more satisfying than battling from behind to become victorious. Top to bottom, catcher to right field, this team exhibits traits of a winning team and battles each and every inning. It makes my job easier when I know I have eleven guys on my team that have my back.”

 

Stat of the game:

 

Turning back the clock, Joel “Sparky” Fogel went 5/5 out of the leadoff spot and played a stellar shortstop. Someone may need to test this man as he is playing like its 2002. it is also reported that there are more fans coming for Team Fogel than going to see the Reds. “Where else are you going to go?”

On Field three we had Team Kamrass vs. Team Lefton

Micah reports first:

Team Kamrass lost to Team Lefton 8-2. Jimmy pitched a hell of a game. Team Kamrass played great defense, but couldn’t get the bats going. The highlight of the night was Eric Goldstein one-hopping a foul ball straight into the snack shack window. (there is some dispute to this as it might have been Riley “The Big Man” Able. 

We will get back to our winning ways next week. 

Jimmy chimes in for the winners:

Last night’s game featured a battle of the unbeatens. Team Lefton outlasted team Kamrass by putting up five runs in the sixth inning off Eppy Eppstein… The game was highlighted by impressive defensive plays, including two diving catches by right centerfielder Dee Harris. Camden Kirzner continues to lead this team both offensively and defensively…he’s an early candidate for MVP playing a fantastic SS and batting leadoff where he has been retired only one time all season!  

Finally, out on Field 4 it was Team Suspended vs. Team Weisser

Team Suspended despite playing with 2 subs beat Team Weisser 13-7. “It goes to show how little my team needs me, Capt. Brafman said post game. Not only did they not miss me on the field but I’m glad they didn’t listen to my strategy on the field.”  Hitting stars for Team Brafman were many. Anton as usual led the way as did Joel “Hallelujah” Buckley, and Fink. The big bat of the night came from “The Mayor” Todd Wasserman who legged out two infield singles and scored from first on a bomb from sub Matt “No I’m not related to Wes” Miller, who crushed a triple into RC. 

On defense “Handsome” Sam Castellini, Dr. Bob Pelberg (who was on call all game) and still made the plays and Alex Krause helped keep Team Weisser off the board. A special thank you to B-Rod for playing a great LF and getting a couple of clutch hits. For Team Weisser, Brad Wagner smoked a triple, and the Wolf Brothers did their normal things at the plate. 

Team Brafman hopes to continue winning in two weeks and Capt. Brafman hopes to keep his one game streak alive of not getting ejected.

League notes:

Congrats goes out to Eric “The Mouth of the Midwest” Gruen’s daughter, Rosie who took home a trophy in her dance competition last week. As she might be my future daughter in law  one day I’m glad she will be able to provide for Jacob. 

It was good to see David “the ball magnet” Snyder out at the field last night. While he does have a couple of broken bones in his cheek he hopefully will be back on the field in a couple of weeks. 

The Who are coming to town for the first time in almost 43 years on Sunday. I asked Mark Weisser if he was going and he told me that not only was he at the concert in 1979 when all the fans died but he himself was in the crush of people. Such a sad story and we are all glad that Mark wasn’t hurt that tragic night. For those of you going to the concert text me and we can meet up during Behind Blue Eyes.

Cam “Mr. Bearcat” Kirzner not only is killing it on the field, but he was recently voted to lead the Rally Cats at UC. Congrats!!

Jewish Night is coming up at the Reds game. I believe the date is June 7th vs. the Hated Arizona Diamondbacks. It’s a fun night at the game and hey, maybe the Reds won’t give up 6 runs in the 9th.

Rick “The Commish” Tenenholtz was down at the Derby last weekend. Since he wasn’t driving up in a Porsche it’s a safe bet he didn’t bet his life savings on Rich Strike to win. (They call the KY Derby the most exciting two minutes in sports and I can say that last week lived up to that)

While I can’t confirm it, even though I was there, if you need an expert Hora dancer, Ryan “Hi Ho” Silverman is your guy. I didn’t know he could move like the bottle dancers in Fiddler on the Roof until I saw him out on the dance floor.

As mentioned above someone on Team Kamrass hit a foul ball that went into the concession stand on one bounce. Rick Lefton said it would have been the craziest thing he saw on the field all night if he hadn’t witnessed Mike “the Special one” Rothstein lose his mind over Alan “Sauce” Lessure trying to hit the ball. 

Finally, this week’s Ron Rose story comes to us from “Stormin” Norm Frankel

I had the pleasure of playing with Ron for many years as part of the Howard Schwartz dynasty, and without question Ron was a great teammate for many reasons. While a fierce competitor, win or lose Ron was always encouraging the team to have fun and just play hard. Needless to say, Ron was an amazing inspiration as he demonstrated that age is just a number. Even on the hottest summer nights, when just standing in the field was uncomfortable, Ron would continue to play catcher which was a challenge for a person half his age.

 

One of my fondest memories occurred when Ron had one of his best hits of the season and probably his career, a deep line drive in left center field that caught everyone by surprise. Ron, who was never that speedy, motored to first base as best he could but then for some inexplicable reason headed to second. Needless to say, a speedier player would have been safe at third, but Ron was out by a country mile.

 

When Ron returned to the bench, I could not resist and asked him why he continued onto second. Ron looked at me and, in all sincerity, said, “Well, the first base coach didn’t tell me to stop.” I couldn’t help but laugh and thought, “Well, the man is right.” To this day, whenever I think of that moment a smile comes to my face.

 

I will greatly miss Ron’s special greeting when he saw me, S and N for Stormin’ Norman. No one has ever called me S and N except Ron and this year’s softball season won’t be the same without that greeting and without Ron.

See everyone next week

 

May 4 Recap

By Marc Brafman

 

With all of the rain we’ve had the last two days many of us thought that the fields would look like the Dagobah system. But lucky for us with some timely winds blowing in from Hoth we were able to dry them off well enough. (Nice work Triple Creek)

 

Normally I start with the fields in order, but I know most of you want to know what happened on field 2 so we’ll start there. Before we get into the game let’s all wish David “BP” Snyder a quick recovery from getting hit in the face by a throw last night. “My head feels like I was hit with the Emperor lightning bolts, but just like Luke I should be able to rebound in a few weeks.” All kidding aside, get well soon buddy.

 

Now onto the action. On Field 2 it was Team Solomon vs. Team Brafman. (Team Solomon won I believe 12-11) but since I was in the parking lot for the end of the game, I’m not sure. Team Solomon led by their big lefty lineup of Adam Cronstein, Tyler “Bryce Harper” Stansbury and rookie Ryan “The One-Man Gang” Marcus jumped out to a quick lead. Corey Norris kept Team Brafman in check most of the night with his off-speed pitches. But things changed in the bottom of the 6th when Team Brafman led by JZ, Fink “Handsome” Sam Castellini, Marc Brafman and Sam “The Hitman” Hecht all had hits to tie the score. Which brings us, friends, into the top of the 7th. After a leadoff walk and two outs, things took a strange turn for Team Brafman. With a runner on second base, Cronstein grounded a single to right center. JZ came up throwing and unfortunately hit Snyder in the side of the head which resulted in one run scoring and Adam getting all the way to second base. After an infield single, an error and another run, and a walk the fun really started. Marcus tried to steal second (I think) and was easily thrown out. Not only did he not make it to the base, he was also out by a mile. Unfortunately, the ump didn’t see it that way and after a short argument where I told him the call was horrible and then repeated it to my team I got thrown out of the game. “I was just trying to protect my team,” Brafman said post-game. “After David got hurt, we only had 10 guys and I didn’t want Fink or anyone else to get thrown out. My job is to protect my guys. Looking back now I should have used my Jedi training and relaxed a little. My only regret is that I didn’t go full Billy Martin and kick dirt on the plate.  When the dust settled, Team Brafman was down by 3. In the bottom of the 7th a rally was killed by smart management by Cronstein, who was filling in for Stu, who is sick. With the tying run on 1st and two outs they walked two guys to get to my spot in the order. Since I was banished to the Cloud City, my spot in the order was the last out of the game. Team Brafman called it bush league. Adam said post game, “I think it was smart softball.” Kudos to Fink for striking out 5 and for Adam C for making 3-4 nice plays in LC. Lost in this weird game was maybe the worst slide of all time by Marcus as he tried to stretch a double into a triple. 

Team Brafman looks to rebound next week vs. Team Weisser and Team Solomon takes on Team Rosenthal.

 

Now onto regular action. On field 1 it was Team Z vs. Team Grefer: 

We beat team Zawatsky 9-6 behind another strong pitching performance by Mike Gray.  With Mark Tenenholtz subbing for shortstop, Taylor Police, we tried an odd defensive alignment with 3 outfielders and 5 infielders that somehow worked out. “We felt this was the best way to beat the Empire and get the resistance in our best way possible.” After a rough first inning where we gave up 4 runs on some defensive miscues, we showed great resolve to come back and get the win. AJ Goldhoff had a great game behind the plate and hit line drives all over the field. Chris Kunkel filled in admirably at shortstop and hit some lasers up the middle. Our two second baseman, Yair Richler and Michael Margolis, each made some nice catches and putouts. Josh Rosen had a nice game running down balls in center field and using his speed on the basepaths to turn singles into doubles. Dan Grefer also had a solid game at the plate hitting a triple to left field.

 

Over on Field 3 it was Team Fogel vs. Team Rosenthal 

Roger leads off: 

Not much to write about this week…..TEAM FOGEL 7    TEAM ROSENTHAL 3

 

HOWARD SCHWARTZ pitched another great game and the defense for the most part was pretty good, however the hits were almost non-existent…..

 

 

QUOTES FROM TEAM ROSENTHAL…..

 

 

ROGER ROSENTHAL…

 

“My tip of the cap to Jeremy and his team. They played flawless defense and Jamie pitched a great game with no walks. They came up with some key hits.”

 

 

“I had no problem with our pitching and defense for the most part, but our hitting wasn’t too good today. I expect it to come around at some point. The earlier the better.”

 

“I think the guys might be trying too hard and trying to do too much. We need to just go out there and play as a team and not give up, which we haven’t done yet and I don’t expect it to happen. It’s a long season”

 

“I might get to the point of drawing names out of a hat to get a batting order, but I still have confidence that the bats will be coming.”

 

“In summary, I look for inspiration from the Xavier men’s basketball team, and Princess Leia, who led the rebellion not once but twice.  If XU and the rebellion can get over the hump, so can we. The problem we might have is we have too many UC and Ohio State guys on this team.”

 

and Jeremy chimes in for the winners:

 

On a chilly Wednesday night in May, Team Fogel took care of business with minimal excitement. A final score of 7-3 sounds just about as invigorating as the game itself. Jumping out to an early lead, the Men in Navy Blue never looked back. Great defense along with timely hitting, but not too much hitting, resulted in what felt like a 45-minute game. Rob Manfred would have been really proud of the pace of play exhibited on field three. The offense was brought to life by Mark Franklin when he hit a ball to the wall after a measly offensive performance was shown through the first three innings.

 

Stat of the game:

 

Scott Friend continues to tear the cover off the softball. The dugout radar gun (also known as the eyes of Joel Fogel) which tracks exit velocity claims that Scott is leading the league by a wide margin. “We haven’t seen anything this fast and hard since Han Solo ran made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs,” Fogel said post game.

 

Finally on field 4 it was Team Lefton vs. Team Weisser:

 

Fun game tonight Jimmy said post game. Weisser scored 4 in the top of the 1st and we came back with 5 in the bottom half to take the lead. By the end of the 3rd it was 10-6 Lefton. This was the score until the 7th. Weisser got a few on the bases and scratched out a run but that was as close as it came. The final score was 10-7. The Game ended when Pete “The Straw that Stirs the Drink” Soltesz struck out looking which caught the black. “I like to challenge Pete,” Jimmy said post game. “Similar to how I battle the mighty Rancor each night at home I took the fight right to him.” 

 

League notes:

 

Roger starts off:

 

Who in the league knows who Connor McDavid and Austin Matthews are?…….one for sure is GRIFF HARRIS, the biggest Matthews fan in Ohio…..he’s NO WAYNE GRETZKY!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

*Don’t ever sell anything to MARC BRAFMAN…..it might be awhile until you get paid off and when you do, it might be a buck or two short….LOL.  All kidding aside, he and DEE HARRIS might not be my best customers, but they’re two of my favorite ones!

 

 

*BOBBY “THE MOUTH OF OHIO” CARTER was at the regular dining establishment this evening……I told him that his voice is sorely missed in the league…..He ran his mouth even more than I do and that’s saying a lot.

 

 

*Finally, rumor has it that MIKE and LINDA ROTHSTEIN are looking for a new place to live and were thinking about the condos where I live.  LINDA wanted to, but MIKE says this, “Really? You think I want to live near Roger and his bobbleheads? NO way in hell.”

 

Congrats to Joel Buckley and his wife on being married three years.

Even more amazing Roger and his wife have been together for 30 years. I’m not sure what’s more amazing…the fact my wife has stayed with me that long or that people thought that Jake Lloyd could act. (he was young Anakin in The Phantom Menace, for those keeping score)

 

Next time you need a shirt design, go to Scott “Why can’t we be” Friend(s), whose son continues to be a great artist. 

 

I caught up with B-Rod last weekend. He wants everyone to know he is doing well, just switched jobs and still looks good. He did say one of the reasons he didn’t play is that he didn’t want to become one of the “old guys” that continued to play but didn’t get any better. I told him if we all thought that way no one would be playing right now over the age of 35.

 

Let’s all hope one of our favorite players, Jerry “Doc” Kirzner recovers quickly from a sore knee. We need Jerry back out there. 

 

This Saturday night, weather permitting, head to the JCC to watch the fireworks that are shot off from across the street. I went last year, and they are great.

 

Also, if you need something to do head down to Union Terminal and check out 200 years of Jewish history in Cincinnati. I hope there are some shots of us in there from over the years.

 

I believe I’ve mentioned this before but for some reason Jimmy Lefton doesn’t believe Clayton Kershaw is a Hall of Fame Pitcher. I’m not sure what he has been watching all these years.

 

Does anyone else find it odd that the other day WLW started a weather update saying there were tornado watches happening in Oklahoma? Why do we need to know that?

 

If you want to watch a good but not great movie on HBO, check out the Survivor. It’s about Harry Haft, a Holocaust survivor, and his incredible journey of survival. My advice is if you watch it, don’t watch it before bed like I did.

 

The Reds stink!

 

And last but not least, here is another Jason Faust story:

 

When he was on my team, he was very serious about his pitching, but not so much from the plate. As such I moved him down to 12th in the order one game. Let’s just say he didn’t like that at all, and as if he were channeling Babe Ruth went 3-3 in that game and 4-4 in the next game each time pointing at me when he got a hit. The guy was one of a kind.

 

See you next week. It looks like it will be great weather!

 

April 27 Recap

By Marc Brafman

 

On another nice night for softball (two weeks in a row…how about that) the action was hot and heavy. Let’s check in with field 1 first as Team Kamrass took on Team Fogel in what turned out to be a classic game:

 

Micah for the winners reports this: 

Staring down the prospects for getting mercy ruled, trailing 11-1 in the fourth inning, Team Kamrass came roaring back to beat Team Fogel 16-15.

Jared Kamrass and Jason Esterkamp each made their season debuts with some strong hitting, and also turned a double play on defense.

Danny Gilbert just missed the fence on a monster shot to left field.

Eppy pitched another strong game and tagged up to score from third.

Eric Goldstein also hit a few missiles.

“It’s great to be 2-0,” said Micah Kamrass. “After an atrocious first inning where we made about 8 errors, we did a great job regrouping and just having fun. Winning is a lot more enjoyable than getting run ruled.”

Team Kamrass heads into the much-needed bye sitting in first place in the standings. There are already lots of sore hammies and quads in need of some rest.

 

Over on field two it was Team Grefer vs. Team Weisser. 

First Mark for the losing team: 

 

Well, we lost 12-4. Scott Wolf had to pitch due to my groin injury. Very nice catches by Evan Weisser and Alexander Wold in the outfield. Mike Gray pitched great with six strikeouts–the most in a game I can remember. Kudos to him. 

 

And now Kyle for the winners:

 

We beat Team Weisser 12-4 last night behind a dominant performance on the mound by Mike Gray. He finished with 7 strikeouts and had their hitters off balance all game. Defensively AJ Goldhoff had a great game behind the plate working with Mike, and Josh Rosen made a couple nice running catches in the outfield. Offensively we had one big inning in the 5th where we batted around scoring 7 runs, and key offensive contributors were Josh Rosen, Taylor “F&^% the” Police, Kyle Grefer, and Zach Michelson. The usually talkative Mike “Mr. Cub” Gray had this to say post game: “I’m glad I pitched well.” 

 

On field 3 it was Team Lefton vs. Team Z

 

Jimmy reports the following for the winning team: 

A good ol’ good one last night. We beat Team Z, 20-17. Everyone contributed offensively with even Alan “Sauce” Lessure getting on base a couple of times and scoring a run. I had to ask Alan to catch for us last night and he did a stand-up job. We awarded him the game ball for his contributions. What’s more amazing is that he scored two runs for us that helped us win. “I’ve been telling guys for years that with my blazing speed I should be hitting leadoff,” Alan said last night post game. “Glad Jimmy understands my place on this year’s team.”

 

Finally on Field 4 it was Team Brafman vs. Team Rosenthal

 

Roger chimes in first for the losing squad:

My notes……

 

We had one bad inning that decided the game. I’ve got to make those catches. Those are putouts for me years ago, but now I move like a…well I don’t move. Howie pitched a great game and our defense played well, but two plays is all it took to open the flood gates.

 

These are two tough losses in a row, but I feel confident in this team that we’ll bounce back. At least I hope so or else I might be out of a job and have to go back to selling bobbleheads full time.

 

My hats off to Marc’s team. They played flawless defense and came up with the big hit and knew where to hit the ball (i.e. to me).

 

I had to report to the General Manager after the game and it wasn’t a pretty conversation. He said, win or else…

 

kudos do go out to…

 

*MICHAEL ASKIN……for hitting a homerun to the opposite field.

 

*HOWARD SCHWARTZ…..for pitching a great game, but he can’t catch the balls for us (mainly a certain second baseman).

 

*MARC SIMONS……for making a nice running catch in LCF.

 

*NORM FRANKEL…….making an unbelievable catch at 3B.

 

 

Here’s hoping JAMES “SPEEDY” SWAN is ok after having to leave the game early because of an injury.

 

And from the winning Capt. Brafman

 

Team Brafman continued their total team ball last night by defeating Team Roger, 11-8, in comeback fashion  with contributions from everyone. On offense Anton, Fink, “Handsome” Sam Castellini, Sam “the Hitman” Hecht and Alex Kraus all had big hits to drive in key runs. “It’s never easy to hit the Living Legend,” Brafman said post game. “We got just enough big hits in key parts of the game when we needed them to win. As Roger mentioned we also continued to play very sound defense. JZ turning a 5 to 3 Double play, David “BP” Synder making key plays at both first and second, Todd behind the plate, and most importantly Dr. Bob digging the ball out at first while tumbling around the base to keep the ball in front of him helped save us.”

 

When told post game that he got the game ball, Dr. Bob laughed and said, “no way should a 1st baseman ever win the game ball.” We disagree Bob. Keep up the good work!  Now we need Eric “The Mouth of the Midwest” Gruen and Joel “Hallelujah” Buckley to get off the DL and we will really be a force this year.  Team Brafman moves to 2-0 on the young season.

 

League notes: 

A big shout out to Greg Leader (and Uncle Anton) on Greg’s son’s bar mitzvah this past weekend. From what I understand Greg gave a great speech then flew out to RC.

 

The Minister of Fun, Dave Cohen, reports in that while Roger Daltrey forgot a couple of words to “Who are You?” The WHO put on a great show last week in Miami. For those of us going next month, he said to expect a great concert. 

 

Congrats to Jimmy and Laurie Lefton on their 30-year wedding anniversary. Points do get taken off for introducing us to Alex though. (we kid, we kid) 

 

Tyler “Big Bad” Wolf makes the blog again for his continued success with Urban Blooms. I believe they just either bought or merged with another company and continue to expand in the city. Keep up the good work Big MAN!!

 

Speaking of Big Men Riley “The Big Man” Able played in front of his kid for the first time last night and reported that he had something like 10 hits. Even if he only had 2-3 he will always tell him that it was 10.

 

Happy 40th birthday to former player Jeremy “Oh Canada” Cantor 

 

A big shout out goes to our own Fink who got himself kicked out of his son, Chase’s, baseball game the other day, not for arguing with the ump, but for requesting that the ump not use profanity in front of the kids when the ump was throwing someone else out of the game. “My wife was not pleased when I got home,” Fink said “until she understood what I was doing. Then she said, ‘well at least the kids are learning which words not to use to get tossed.’”

 

Before our game yesterday, Rafi, Anton and I were discussing what Howie’s record must be and if he has more wins than Cy Youngs 511. Maybe one of the league historians can look that up for us. On another note, Tuesday was the anniversary of when Nolan Ryan broke the strikeout record of Walter “The Big Train” Johnson. When Howie does decide to retire, his strike out record will be as untouchable as Ryan’s (he added two more last night vs. my team).

 

Next time we all complain about the strike zone or the umps in general we all have to take a step back and reflect that at least Angel Hernandez isn’t in our league. Here is a guy whose actual job is to ump and he, year in and year out, continues to be awful. How he is still employed is beyond me.

 

Finally, you know it’s not a good season when the biggest news coming from GABP this week is that they will in fact permit fans to come to the game with bags on their heads. Also, when the only Sports Center top play that involves your team is a dad feeding his baby and catching a foul ball at the same time you might be in a little trouble.

 

Finally, part 2: I am 100% convinced that every time ESPN shows a highlight of other NFL teams doing something good it will be against the Bengals. I thought that maybe that would have changed with them going to the Super Bowl, but I would be wrong. Every time they show Baker Mayfield doing anything it’s against the Bengals. Did he not throw any other TD passes this year vs. any other team? 

 

And finally, part 3: if you want any random XU treasures Roger is your guy. Even more than ever he’s got great stuff. 1998 team basketball set…he’s your guy, Pete Gillen “It’s gonna be a wahhh Andy” Bobblehead…he’s your guy. Kingsgate Logistics fan giveaway towel…go find Roger…

 

See you all at the field next week

 

 April 28, 2022

Ron Rose Memory

Here is the first Ron Rose memory of the year from David “The Doctor of Style” Weil.

My favorite Ron Rose softball story was back in Roselawn; probably a Sunday morning game behind the Center.  The opposing right fielder had forgotten his glove and Ron lent him one.  Later in the game, maybe the fourth or fifth inning, finally a fly ball is hit to right field.  The right fielder catches it.  Ron immediately turned to the umpire and said that the fielder’s glove was illegal as it was too long.  The batter was called safe.  Now, as a Marcus Kruke award winner, that is not my idea of sportsmanship…but it is funny…and it is Ron.

 

April 20 Recap

By Marc Brafman

 

Mother Nature FINALLY smiled on us last night as the season started three weeks late. After a very nice tribute from Howie, Ken Groh and Jeff Weisbrot talking about our friends Ron Rose and Jason Faust, it was time for the games to start. 

 

On field 1 it was Team Brafman vs. Team Grefer.  (Brafman won 12-11)

Team Brafman took control of the game early and broke out to an early lead. The top of the order led the way with Joel “Hallelujah” Buckley, JZ, Fink and Anton producing the big hits. “Handsome” Sam Castellini and Marc Brafman also drove in runs. While Grefer chipped away, they could never get closer than a couple of runs. But things changed for Grefer in in the top of the 6th. Big hits from Zach Michelson, Gary Grefer and others tied the score at 10. When Team Brafman failed to score in the bottom of the inning, Grefer took their first lead of the game in the top of the 7^th, 11-10. With the top of his order up Capt. Brafman felt good about their chances going to the bottom of the 7th. “While I was disappointed we couldn’t hold our big lead, I was 100% confident we’d pull through.” And that is what they did. JZ led off with a double, and after an intentional walk to Anton, who had been 3-3 at the time, Fink hit a LOOOONG ball into the gap in RC that Kyle Grefer ran down and made a nice play on. Both runners advanced on the catch. And this is where the game got interesting. Believing that Capt. Brafman was a lesser hitter than Sam Castellini, Grefer walked Castellini, setting the stage that every boy dreams of. That’s right, I was up with the bases loaded tying run on 3rd go ahead run on 2nd. And just like everyone dreams about, I hit a medium fly ball to LC which was caught. JZ tagged up at 3rd to tie the game and when the ball got past the catcher Anton scored the winning run for Team Brafman who won 12-11. “Do we even celebrate a win like that,” Eric “The Mouth of the Midwest” Gruen said post game? “I guess I have to go pat Capt Brafman on the back for at least hitting the ball in the air.” Besides the offense, team Brafman also won this game on defense with Sam “The Hitman” Hecht, David “Lenny Harris” Snyder, “The Mayor” Todd Wasserman and Alex Kraus all making nice plays. 

“A good overall team win,” Brafman said post game.  

 

Over on field two it was Team Rosenthal vs. Team Kamrass (Kamrass won 16-15 in 8 innings)

 

Roger checks in for the losing team first:

 

KUDOS GO OUT TO……the entire team for not quitting, but players of note are the following….

 

 

*JAMES “THE ROCKET” SWAN who led off and got on all, but once and played a stellar outfield…..

 

*RAFI “MAN MOUNTAIN” GOLDFARB who played a stellar SS and got some key base knocks….

 

*DAVID “MR. POSITIVE” SOLOMON for playing well behind the plate and keeping the team in an upbeat mood…..

 

*JIM “PRICE GUIDE” BECKETT for a huge hit in extra innings…….(Brafman notes Price Guide Beckett is a great nickname. Well done, Roger) 

 

 

 

 

QUOTES after the game……

 

 

CAPTAIN ROGER ROSENTHAL…..

 

“I wasn’t happy about the final score, but was happy about how we fought back the entire game and put ourselves in position to win.”

 

“I wish I could have a DH (designated hitter) the whole season for me. I stink at the plate.”

 

“I’m not one to argue with the umpire and blame him, but there was a horrible call that led to five runs. If I get fined, that’s ok. I’ll just have to.” 

 

 

GARY FISHER…..

 

“Am I in or out?”……this is in referral to whether he was in the field or not.

 

And now from winning Capt. Micah Kamrass:

 

In a game that likely set a JCC Softball record for the oldest combined age of the two pitchers, Team Kamrass edged Team Rosenthal by 1 in a game that took an eighth inning to decide.

Eppy was in mid-season form. In addition to strong pitching, he hit well and even went first to third on the base paths.

The Tenenholtz men ate their Wheaties. Mark ripped one over the fence, and Rick had a big blast over the heads of the outfield.

Adam Heldman and Riley Able played a great outfield and had some key hitting at the top of the order.

Danny Gilbert returned to shortstop and made some great plays in the field and added some big hits. 

Scott Raskin made his league debut with a few nice hits and a strong glove at third base, and Mark Levine returned after a long hiatus from the league and did some damage at the plate. 

Eric Goldstein anchored the defense at first base. 

Jason Esterkamp and Jared Kamrass were both missed and will make the team stronger next week.

“It’s nice to start the season in first place in the standings,” said Captain Micah Kamrass.

A tip of the cap goes to Team Rosenthal for making us really earn the win. Howie somehow continues to age better than Tom Brady does. 

 

Field 3-Team Z vs. Team Weisser-Team Z won 10-0. Blog update pending

 

Field 4

Team Fogel took on Team Solomon. Fogel won 17-13

 

Team Fogel took the field in Week Three (one) eager to get in the win column in the managerial debut for the second Fogel captain in the family. The bats came alive early and stayed active often with strong showings from top to bottom through the lineup. Jamey had a strong showing on the mound and was backed by a robust defense from all positions. Through and through, it was an impressive showing from the Men in Navy Blue. A strong performance from Bob “The Professor” Feldman propelled the offense forward with a clinical showing of how to hit, driving in what seemed to be every run on a muggy April night. When Pat Feldman was asked if he was surprised by Bob’s performance, he had this to say.. “Not one bit. Bob taught me everything I know out in the backyard with a fungo bat and a tennis ball.”

 

Please send your thoughts to Andrew Gage who had to leave the field in the fifth inning yesterday after a bloody nose. Team Doc expects to have him back at full strength next week. It was a back-and-forth game between Fogel and Solomon with Fogel coming out on top by a score of 17-13. The Men in Navy Blue are hopeful to keep the bus moving next week.

 

Stat of the game:

·  Jamey is halfway to his season-long pitching prop of 2 strikeouts, getting one in the season open

 

Stu Solomon had this to say post game:

A hard-fought game against a wonderfully coached team. There were a lot of positives and a few negatives for team Solomon. 

 

We had several great defensive plays throughout the game. A nice diving catch by team captain and ” heart and soul” of the team, Stuart Solomon. A great diving stab to his right in RCF from Jeff Weisbrot. For those unaware, he was drafted in the 5th round because he is old and washed up. And finally, a great diving play to knock down a ball and make the out at first from Tyler Stansbury. Corey Norris had a great pitching performance, but there were too many errors to keep the game close. 

 

On the offensive side of the ball, we have to start with Tyler. He hit a monster two-run homer to Left Center Field. Dan Green, our spiritual guru and the only mortgage broker I would ever use, had several hard hits. Corey Norris helped himself with two hits as well.

 

Rookie of the Year Watch: Ryan “the One Man Gang” Marcus had 3 hits and 3 RBI’s and handled 3rd base well. While he is a good player on the field, he is even better person off the field. 

 

League notes:

As Ryan pointed out last week one of our guys is hurting this week. Zack “The Wild Horse” Zakem lost his dad last week to cancer. Zach has been on my team the last two years, and I got to know his dad a little when he would come and watch us play. A really nice guy who will be missed at Triple Creek. We are all thinking of you and your family, Zach

 

David “The Doctor of Style” Weil had a very interesting point on social media this week. The powers that be in Cincinnati who are in charge of restaurant week sure picked a great week for it. Out of all the weeks of the year they picked a week that has not only Passover, but also Ramadan in it. So, I’m sure the restaurants in Cincy are packed with people this week. Well done, city.

 

Congrats goes out to Pete “The Straw that Stirs the Drink” Soltesz on the birth of his daughter earlier this week. Congrats, Pete.

 

While he might be distracted from following the 4th or 5th best college football team in the country OSU full credit goes to David “Slim Shady” Wertheim for his continued great advice on things to do in Cincy on Doc’s TML blog each Wed. This weekend he suggests we go out to Moonbird to check out the band Doghouse or is it go to the Doghouse to check out the Band Moonbird? Either way, keep up the good work David. 

 

While this has nothing whatsoever to do with David “D-Sol” Solomon, I’m mentioning it anyway. His sister Abby, who most of us know is the Director of Camp Livingston, took time out of her day on Sunday to walk around camp with me and my daughter Maya who, to put it mildly, wanted nothing to do with going to sleep away camp. That is until after she took the tour. Now she can’t wait for the summer and for camp. If your kid is on the fence about going away, talk to Abby and she will set them straight. 

 

Please keep Rick Lefton and his wife Betsy in your thoughts and prayers. Betsy’s sister has been battling cancer for a year or more and is now entering hospice 

 

My Reds update this week is they stink and this entire mess can be traced back to the end of the 2013 season. If you’d like to listen to me rail on them, find me next week. That said I’m super excited to see Hunter Green in person tomorrow night.

 

Finally, like Ryan mentioned I will be sharing stories about Ron Rose and Jason Faust all year. This week, Joel Fogel shared one of the funniest Faust stories this morning, and I was on the field as Jason was my pitcher when this happened. We were on field 4 a few years ago and Jason showed up exactly at 6:15 when our team was taking the field.  He pulls up, gets out of his car with an extra large UDF milkshake and runs straight to the pitchers mound.  He puts the shake on the ground, picks up the game ball and realizes he doesn’t have his glove.  He picks up his shake, starts drinking it and yells to a few fans that were in the bleachers behind the backstop to get his glove.  He tries to chuck his keys to them but they don’t clear the backstop.  He then ran, picked up the keys and went to his car.  He also safely secured his milkshake on the bench.  In a nutshell, that’s Jason.  He will be missed!

 (in my memory of this story, he got out of the car with it still running but Joel’s version is right) 

 

See everyone next week!