Game Results: August 19, 2019

TEAM LEADER…..2ND HALF CHAMPIONS……

Congrats to TEAM LEADER for capturing the second half title……they lost on Sunday, however the only team that could beat them out, TEAM SCHWARTZ, H. lost as well and if they tie with a 6-2 record, they win in a tiebreaker as they won the head to head meeting……

GAME RECAPS………

kamrass     15
schwartz, t. 8

by micah kamrass

After trailing the first five innings, the victors came roaring back late to keep the winning streak going……Super Sub, RANDY “TEX” BROYLES kept the hitters off balance all afternoon…..

Key defensive plays came from ANDY “NEW KNEES” HELDMAN, RAFI “VELOCIRAFTOR” GOLDFARB, ADAM “VOTTOMATIC” CRONSTEIN and sub ZACK “ZZ” ZAKEM…..also, DAVE THE SHOT HEARD AROUND THE J” SOLOMON made a runner look silly when he tried to steal second base on him……

Big hits came from ‘SUPER” JAMES SWAN, RILEY “ROUNDING SECOND AND MAYBE HEADING FOR THIRD” ABLE, JARED “WANNA BE CAPTAIN” KAMRASS and captain MICAH KAMRASS, who was a homer away from the cycle……

Also, GOLDFARB tied a record he set earlier in the season for farthest hit resulting in an out when the other team’s sub, who was recently cut by the Florence Freedom, robbed him of extra bases while crashing into the fence……

“We’re peaking at the right time,” said the captain. “I wouldn’t want to face us in the tournament.”

lefton    11
leader    1……five innings

by roger rosenthal

After coming off a tough loss the game before to TEAM SCHWARTZ, H., TEAM LEFTON put a complete game together……hitting….defense and especially pitching……

Captain JIMMY LEFTON pitched perhaps his best game of the season and silenced the opposing team’s heavy bats as the loss stopped their ten game winning streak……

“I felt really great today. I like these 2 p.m. starts. I’m going to ask the softball commission to schedule more in the future. I had my fastball, curveball and change-up all working today,” LEFTON said afterwards.

“I was able to relax out there as I got up around noon, had my usual pre-game meal of peanut butter and jelly on wheat bread and fritos. I had two scoops of chocolate ice cream and I was ready to go,” he added.

The defense was almost flawless and the offense came up with some timely hits thoughout the batting order…..

The only negative was ROBERT PELBERG suffered a minor back injury midway through the game and had to leave, but was still on the bench coaching up his teammates…….HERE’S TO A QUICK RETURN……

On an interesting note, BRAD GALLOP was in XAVIER shorts!!!!!….not bad, but considering he is going to the UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI for his freshman year starting next week…..NOT a wise idea…..

“That is not the UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI I go to,” said teammate JEREMY FOGEL…..however teammate ROGER ROSENTHAL offered GALLOP $5.00 for the shorts and said to GALLOP, “Now you see the light. Go to UC for your education, but root for the “real” team.”

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Game Results: August 18, 2019

winners/losers…..GAME RECAPS WILL FOLLOW……

field #1…….solomon/schwartz, h.
field #2…….lefton/leader
field #3…….grefer/groh
field #4…….kamrass/schwartz, t.

bye………….brafman

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Game Results: August 15, 2019

winners/losers…..

field #1…….schwartz, h./lefton
field #2…….leader/groh
field #3…….solomon/brafman
field #4…….schwartz, t./grefer

bye…………..kamrass

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Game Results: August 15, 2019

GAME RECAPS
Solomon…17
Brafman…9
By Marc Brafman
Team Brafman once again fell short last night to Team Solomon in a hard fought 17-9 loss. The wind was taken out of their sails a little when Aaron “Straight Outta” Compton went down with a knee injury in the 4th inning. “Anytime you see a guy get hurt it bothers you, but especially for a guy like Aaron who has been through this once before and rehabbed to get back onto the field. All of Team Brafman hopes for a quick recovery for Aaron,” Brafman said post game.
Pat “Sunshine” Feldman led the way on offense for Team Brafman with a 2 RBI Sac fly and a JCC Softball home run. Zach “The Wild Horse” Zackem continued his stellar play at the plate and the leadoff spot with a couple of knocks. And Randy “The Big Kahuna” Broyles had a triple.
On defense Bob “Sunset” Feldman continues to turn back the clock with nice plays at both first and second. Dave “The Minister of Fun” Cohen also flashed the leather at 1st and Ryan “The Hebrew Hammer” Baum battled the sun to make a couple of nice catches and throws later in the game.
While Team Brafman has struggled in the standings, that hasn’t stopped them from having fun including one of the funnier lines of the season when Eric “The Mouth of the Midwest” Gruen lived up to his name by informing Brafman that his time running to second on a steal was more AARP than JCC softball. (Good one, Eric)
Team Brafman looks to sweep Team Lefton on Wednesday
LEAGUE NOTES:
Congrats go out to former JCC Softball All Star Ben “Weezy” Lefton on his daughter playing and helping Team USA win a couple of games in Lacrosse at the Maccabi games over the weekend.
Sad news as former JCC player and current Chef at the JCC Drew “Kung Fu” Hayes lost his mother this week. A very bad season for all of us and our parents
Jerry Kirzner has an interesting way to spend his off time. Last week he, along with my parents, visited Mansfield Prison, home of Red, Andy and the rest of the cons in Shawshank Prison. He got to tour the prison and see where all the action in the movie took place. He said the highlight was meeting the actor that played the golf pro that Andy was accused of killing. But we all know the real murderer was Elmo Blatch 
Next season we all need to chip in and buy JCC sub, Brian Monk, a bat and a Red t-shirt. I haven’t seen a grown man wear a “penny” like he had on in years.
We also need to get Scott Wolf a new glove as his has disappeared
I encourage all single guys in the league to become friends with Scott “Shorty” Adams as he somehow always has good looking women on his phone.
Non-softball note of the week: For all of you Ohio State fans out there, the reason the rest of the country hates you is for the nonsense of trying to trademark the word “THE.” I used this in a group text the other day but at the University of Alabama, where I went, all we trademark is titles and not losing to unranked teams by 20 year after year.
Finally, Roger “Wavy Gravy” Rosenthal is getting honored Friday night at GABP by throwing out the first pitch at the Reds game. It happens to be Grateful Dead tribute night and they picked Roger because back in 1971 he dropped acid with Jerry Garcia and Pigpen at the Taft Theater and plans to tell his story on Friday night. 
(Full discloser Roger is really throwing out the first pitch due to his tireless work with the Alzheimer’s foundation. So, all kidding aside, keep up the great work Roger)

Game Results: August 15, 2019

leader 15
groh     9

by greg leader

TEAM LEADER won their 10th consecutive contest as they were once again lifted by a strong pitching performance by MVP candidate JAMEY KURTZER…..

The winners were up 8-2, when TEAM GROH mounted a rally to pull closer only to have TEAM LEADER tack on seven runs in the 7th inning to secure the win…..

Substitutes MICAH KAMRASS, ADAM CRONSTEIN and ADAM HELDMAN all played key roles, both offensively and defensively….

The game ball was presented to JACOB STADIEM, who played a flawless game defensively and delivered two key hits and three RBI’s……..

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