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Monday July 12…..10:14 a.m….No records reported on the whipping TEAM LEFTON gave to TEAM SILVERMAN, but one would figure a 33-12 score would yield a few…..to his credit captain RYAN SILVERMAN reported in after his team got clobbered (possibly a first for a losing captain to report in)….he gave credit where credit was due and just said, “they flat out took us to the woodshed and beat the crap out of us.”….hitting stars were aplenty (as one would imagine) as DEE HARRIS, TEDDY “BALLGAME” KANTOR, MARK “GORDY” GORDON and RICK SILVERMAN led the way…..SILVERMAN also added, “TEAM LEFTON has underachieved all year and they’re showing signs of life.”, this after beating two of the top teams in SILVERMAN and SCHWARTZ in back to back games….as for his team, RUSSELL WHITE and MARK LEVINE had key hits when the game was still close and DAVID “PETE ROSE” SNYDER is now two for two batting from the left side of the plate…..reports from the other three games hadn’t been reported as of press time……comments/questions…… r.rosenthal@fuse.net…….

Sunday July 11…….10:21 p.m….it was indeed a very crazy Sunday morning of softball….winners were TEAM LOOOOOOOOOON over TEAM SCHWARTZ….TEAM GREFER over TEAM EPPSTEIN……TEAM GUTTMAN over TEAM KIRZNER and finally in a game of records set….TEAM LEFTON 33 TEAM SILVERMAN 12……YOU READ CORRECTLY…..reports for these games haven’t been reported in at press time, but as they come in will be posted on the BLOG….a couple of sidebars….JOEL “SPARKY” FOGEL and NICK “CUBS SUCK” REUSZER made cameo appearances as subs……bad news for the JCC BLUEJAYS, the JCC baseball team of 10-year olds….they were eliminated from tournament play this afternoon, but kudos for a fine season and a great coaching job by head coach MARK “GORDY” GORDON, BRAD WAGNER and ROGER “ROGZILLA” ROSENTHAL….also kudos go to MIKE CREEMER for helping out with the team….QUOTE OF THE DAY comes from MARK “GORDY” GORDON at a Subway prior to the game….(to the worker) “Can I have a six inch foot long?”……STAR SIGHTINGS……the ROCKET and DAVID WEIL were in attendance at the BLUE JAYS game lending their support and ROCKET was even doing the books….how about that?????……questions/comments….. r.rosenthal@fuse.net…….

Team Lefton held Team Silverman to just 4 field goals, winning 33-12. The Loonie’s won. Team Guttman beats Team Kirzner. Team Gritty Grefer beats Team Pink Shirt Eppstein!

Thursday June 8……..10:31 a.m…….two games to report from last night’s action, however the BLOG wants to start off and say that this blogger endorses the CFL BLOG…..it comes up with some good material and is fun to read….keep up the good work, but you will NEVER EVER be a class with ROGER’S HOT CORNER!!!!!!!…..back to play last night….TEAM SILVERMAN knocked off the struggling TEAM CRONSTEIN, 13-5, as captain RYAN SILVERMAN reports a true team effort with every player collecting at least one hit….the defensive web gem was turned in by the ROCKET, when he ranged into the hole at SS and threw out the speedy MATT STEINBERG….hitting stars included….JOHNNY “CUETO” BERG, including a triple (what speed) and SILVERMAN, with a multi-hit game including a homerun….BERG pitched another gem….also of note, DAVID “EDDIE MURRAY” SNYDER, a rightie, had a hit batting left-handed and SILVERMAN claims this is a first in league history……I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!!!, but RON ROSE would know…..in the other reported game, TEAM LOOOOOOON is off to a good second half start with a 8-4 victory over yet another struggling team, TEAM KIRZNER,…..DAVE SHOTT ripped a three-run homerun and played a stellar outfield, while brother BEN hit a triple and NEIL SICHEL had a key double….BOB PELBERG pitched a solid game as the defense played well behind him and with the return of MARK NEWMAN, the team is 2-0…….hmmmmmmmm interesting!!!!!!….also, a triple play was reportedly recorded for TEAM EPPSTEIN over TEAM GUTTMAN, but NO official word in on it yet…..NO TRADE RUMORS HAVE BEEN IN THE AIR, BUT THERE IS STILL TIME…….HINT??????…….in another BIG game last night….the JCC BLUE JAYS, a team of ten-year olds, coached by MARK GORDON, MIKE CREEMER, ROGER “ROGZILLA” ROSENTHAL and BRAD WAGNER (not in attendance) lost in the first game in the city tournament, 10-0,….next scheduled game in the two and out tournament is Sunday at 1 p.m. in Mason….for more information, contact one of the coaches….questons/comments to r.rosenthal@fuse.net …..

Roger Rogzilla Rosenthal was overheard telling a player he plans to finish this season with Team Cronstein and then retire from the league! CLF wants to know why……wait!